Batman x Joker

Jack/Joker

Bruce was siding after a long day of crime but than his butler Alfred comes in and say's. " Master Bruce a certain someone has been causing crime again " Bruce gown's and responds " let me guess is it Jack? " Alfred rises an eyebrow in surprise and replies " I am afraid so sir " Bruce starts running to the bat cave but than
Alfred stops him " What are you doing Alfred I have to stop Jack from taking over Gotham City !" (Bruce says a little annoyed but who can blame him after fighting all day.) " Master Bruce may I say that maybe Jack gets in so much trouble just for you to notice him " ( Alfred winks at him trying to give him a hint ) " What the hell are you implying Alfred " ( he says in a very angry tone ) ( Alfred huffs in disappointment and says ) " Oh nothing you go and stop him ok ." "Alfred you're acting a little weird you have to stop drinking tea at night " ( Bruce says then disappears ) ( Alfred sips his tea and start talking to himself ) " ha I wonder when he real realize he haves a crash on Jack " ( he says as fanboying over this ) a hour later Batman comes back then Alfred says " Master Bruce you're back so soon soo how did things go with Master Jack " Batman replies with a grown " It went fine I guess I'm going to bed and stop reading that fanfic of yours its making you crazy me and Jack are not a thing " he walks up to his room. Alfred makes sure that he was gone and says " One day I hope Master Bruce will get together with Jack it would be good for him to finely love someone and not only that they would make a cute couple he yelled in his pillow as imagining them together . "