Batman x Joker

Jack / Joker part 2

On the other side of Gotham Jack was planing his next plan ( him thinking out loud ) grr I have to think of a plan to get Baty to get to notice me ... boss are you ok you look so down did someone upset you I swear if that bat upset you puddin I'll hit him up the head with my spike bat ! Oh hay Harley no Baty did not upset me I was just thanking of something ... C can I tell you something ( I thank to myself its time to tell her my little secret ~ ) Yes you can tell me anything ( Harley said ) I I like guys and not any guy I like Baty. ( Jack said ) ( Harley gaped in excitement ) ekkkk puddin I'm so happy for you... I always thought you two would make a cute couple !!!! ( Harley said and thought to her self it's finally happing my fanfic is becoming real and started screeching like an anime girl ) You really thank he would like me ? ( Jack said as blushing ) Are you kidding he would be crazy not to like someone as bad as you..... Soo do you have any bad schemes for him ? ( Harley said ) Yes follow me ( Jack said ) they ran to the place than Harley said hay Jack what are we doing at the nuclear power plant ? My plan is to gas all of Gotham city with laughing gas ( Jack said than he laughed like a crazy man ) Oh that's a great plan boss ( Harley said ) all of a sudden a lot of cop's came out of nowhere . What the hell I'm not even ready! ( Jack said as running in the building ) he ran up some stairs up to the top of the building but bat man was there oh hay Baty how you get here so fast ( Jack said than looked behind him and started run do to embarrassment ) I so happened to be nearby ... You have where to go Jack ( Batman said than Jack realized he was cornered and he turned around really fast maybe too fast and he slipped and fell ) Jack ?!? Hold on ( Batman said ) and tryed to catch Jack but failed and Jack kept on falling before he blacked out he said I gess we ware not meant to be than landed in a pit of toxic waste.