-Would ya-
Ben: Axel, would you make out with Karma for 10 grand?
Axel: no - * 10 k gets thrown on his lap *... * tackles Karma *
-Daredevil-
Reporter: who is more of a dare devil?
Everyone: * stares at Axel *
Axel: and i still don't get paid
-Fuckin your mom-
Ben: what did you learn from playing the piano?
Axel: Fucking, how to fuck your mom
Ben: * pulls out paintball gun *
-Fuckin your mom pt 2-
Bruce: go fuck a girl
Daniel: sorry, we are in Vegas, so i can't fuck your mom
Bruce: you piece of sh-
-Shut the fuck up-
Nat: * playing piano and singing at 3 am *
Sebastian: * walks in and slams hands against some keys * shut the fuck up
-Apple juice-
Ben: how much kids you got?
Daniel: * buying a shit ton of apple juice and says in a weird voice * 1500
Ben: really?
Daniel: thats why you have safe sex or else you'll have a lot of kids to feed apple juice too
-When your ex gets hot-
Axel: * is playing video games without a shirt on *
O///O When? How? Why? What?
Axel: like what you see~?
* faints *
Axel:...
-Smol-
Marie: What's this?* picks up boner pills *
Axel: uuuhh...my ADHD pills?
Marie: oh, okay * smiles and gives them back *
Axel: o,o you smol...
-Body wont quit-
Nat: what are you gonna do when your body quits?
Axel: my body wont quit
Adult Peter: thats what i said too
-Virginity-
Daniel: this reminds me of you * holds up Extra Virgin oil *
Marie: * laughs *
Natalie: i hope she is
-* screams *-
Ben: * scares Natalie *
Natalie: * screams * good one
-xD-