Creepypastas and Naruto crossover

Chapter 5

3rd Person Pov

Naruto sighed as the nurse lady slowly wrapped his arms in bandages. She kept glaring daggers at his arm, then at his face causing him to look down at her and frown. He removed his hand from under his chin and placed it on his thigh and looked the lady up and down. She had short black hair, dark blue eyes, and wore a tight short white nurse outfit hat that showed her hip curves. He rose an eyebrow when she cut the wrap and placed it on the small side table.

"I'm sorry is there a problem?" she looked up and stared deep into his light blue crystal eyes.

"Oh, it's nothing... I just hate you is all, You did kill my husband after all." Naruto glared and stood up from the table and towered over her.

"I didn't kill your husband, and I didn't wreak havoc among the village." He took a few steps forward having her take a few steps back. "I didn't kill all those innocent people, I-" He cut himself off and looked towards the ground causing her to smirk.

"What? did you finally realize that you're a demon? that you actually killed over half the village?" He shook his head and smirked.

"No, I just realized how much of a whore you are!" She gasped causing him to chuckle darkly. "Yes! That was you in that hotel down the street from Ichiraku ramen! I swear you've been with a different guy every week! I swear I've seen Jiraya in there." She frowned and crossed her arms.

"Well, at least I get shown love, something that never happens to you." He looked down at her with a wicked smile.

"Shown love? Those men don't love you! They just love that loose pussy you got in between your legs! You probably got an STD by now." She gasped and looked at him with fury as he busted out laughing. "OH MY GOD! I'm dying!" He held his stomach and leaned against the wall, trying to catch his breath. "Oh god that was funny, anyways I need to get going so I'll see you later stank coochie. He waved her off and walked out of the hospital room, leaving her fuming.

He smiled and walked back into the fighting room seeing Tenten on the ground with Temari standing above her with a smirk.

"Temari of the sand wins!"  The blonde bowed and walked out of the arena and went back to her seat. He smiled and started to walk up the stairs.

"Ahem"

He paused and turned around to see none other than Jane. "Ah! Hello again, how are you today?" She growled and stomped her foot on the floor.

"How did you survive that?!" He looked towards her confused.

"Uhm...survive what?" She growled and pointed towards the wall.

"You were punched into the wall creating a huge dent! How did you survive that?" he shrugged and placed his hands in his pockets.

"Well first I train, and second I believe I already told you. I'm a demon." She frowned and opened her mouth about to say something but Sasuke appeared behind him.

"What's taking you so long?" He looked past the blonde and looked towards the black-haired girl.

"Who's this chick?" Jane frowned and opened her mouth about to introduce herself but Naruto beat her to it.

"No one, Now let's go and watch the next fight." Sasuke nodded and both walked away, leaving the black-haired girl behind.

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Jeff sighed and leaned onto his arm. All of these fights were boring. Sure there were a few cool fights but that was because of their mastered powers. First, the chubby boy with weird hair loses, then a pineapple-haired kid won, Then it was the raven-haired dude that sat next to Naruto who won. It was all boring until his name was called. He looked up and smiled.