Its always nice to meat a vegan once in a while. I wonder what it is that drives people into that kind of advocacy. I've put some thought into it, and honestly can never see myself having that kind of self control(I would find it to be veggie difficult). I just love chicken way too much, and besides, there are way too many dark jokes I'd have to give up as a vegan. I just love cooked dead cow and chicken way too munch. Speaking of chickens, clucking of chickens? During my exam, we started complaining that the chickens were way too loud, so I ran through a bunch of ideas in my head on how we could resolve the problem :
1. Sell the chickens to KFC or McDonald's
2. Get a paintball gun and end their misery
3. Get a real firearm and end their misery
4. Chase them around and use our bare hands to end their misery
5. Call the FBI and tell them we've found the real Osama Bin Laden and let the agency end their misery, probably our misery too but that is beside the point.
I know these all sound like bird ideas, but I thought they were eggcelent at the time. You'd think the stupid birds would take a hint, but noooooo, they did fucking not, they kept clucking their loud asses like little horny 5th graders. Oh my we have descended into the realms of the unjust once more. Lord help us.
I've started thinking about Avicii more and more these days, wait .. does it count as these days if i only think about him at night? hmm... my father told me that I'm crazy.
After much debate i have come to the conclusion that it does not count, so its these nights, not these days, that's just rudimental. What in the nine worlds is going on with me, you know what, I'm gonna sleep now, wake me up when it's all over...
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I can't sleep, I wasn't lying about sleeping, and it's not over yet. I was confident that I was gonna sleep, but clearly the fates had their own ideas. I suppose I simply undermined my ability to be overconfident. That is just sad. Tomorrow is Brexit day, Boris son of John will deliver us from our captors, and he will lead us to a land flowing with milk and honey, which means hes gonna take us to Africa, in other words hes leading us south.
Thinking of south...
Things in the Northern Cape have gone south. They are experiencing severe drought and apparently we need to help them. If I made an app that helped you get a place to rent I'd call it apparental, because that is what was said for he loved and became the father of many sons and daughters, but he was unfaithful in the eyes of Garry, and it angered him that his own father would be so distressed buy your Grammarly subscription today and end, wait...
wait wait wait
Why doesn't the Northern Cape just get Grammarly, that would surely end their bad dry spell. I've decided I want to work with animals when I leave school, I want to be a butcher or maybe to work in the field with bigger animals like elephants and rhinos, yeah, I would love being a poacher.
ooh, thought!
Nah its gone bro.
Or is it,
you will never know,
or will u
maybe
possibly
go away
