Where I'm gonna post all the art I'm proud of and none of the stuff I'm too insecure to let like three strangers on the internet see,
Here comes anxiety!
So this is a bit of a long story but my mom accidentally grew a ton of gourds and squashes in her garden and we have this butternut squash the size of a pumpkin. So naturally moms like 'welp guess we won't need to buy pumpkins this year' and I don't know if you know this but butternut squashes are basically all tough flesh with a tiny pocket of seeds in the bottom, so I decided to not hollow it out pointlessly and instead carved the face three dimensionally like I usually do but without light coming from the inside.
So I went to town with my big-ass bread knife and paring knife; I was going for Frankenstein and I kinda ended up with Thanos-wants-a-kiss but I love him anyway.
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And here's him on the porch
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.. I feel like he looks better in person. Oh well.
Oh and here's one from a couple years ago that I saved a photo of
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Oh and also this is something I found online and thought was hilarious so it's not my art but- well, just read it.
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Gold, I know
And here's my cat inside my fridge costume cause he's adorable and halloween-y
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