Today was certainly something. I yelled rape down a hallway,my boyfriend got threatened,and I gave away like 20,000 candies.
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For this of y'all who don't know, Cade Alexander Black is probably one of the most annoying kids I've ever met. At a football game,he licked my elbows and I screamed at him because that was freaking gross. So today,he came up to me in the hallway and started to talk to me,so I yelled 'RAPE' and ran away. It was great.
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Next topic,when Jordan got threatened. One of my best friends ever is like REALLY protective over me and when I first told her about Jordan,she threatened to snap his legs off and yeah,that pretty much sums her up.
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Lastly,when I gave away 20,000 candies. So my other best friend Emily is on the dance team,and they had a game on Halloween,so she didn't get to go trick-or-treating. She REALLY likes tootsie rolls so I saved her a whole freaking bag of em and now she complains about being fat,but it's her fault so there.
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The Truth Deep Down Under
HumorSo this book will mostly be about whatever is going on in crazy my life at the moment,and yeah so sorry if it's weird,but so am I so there.
