Lucy took out her keys. "Gate of the lion! Leo!" She yelled, the bright golden light shining, showing the famous celestial spirit.
"Hello, Princess," he said. Lucy sweat dropped.
"I'm not the princess here, he is," she said pointing at Kenny.
Leo shivered. "This kingdom is already going downhill..." He said.
"Leo can beat up those dummies!" Lucy ordered. Leo obediently obeyed, destroying the dummies.
"I'm impressed, but SOMEONE DID IT FOR YOU! You must destroy the fucking dummies yourself!" Cartman yelled.
Lucy nodded and took out her whip. The humans quickly fixed the dummies - but only to be destroyed once more. "Fleuve d'étoiles!" She yelled, the magic whip stretching out from the far distance and destroying the dummies.
"INCREDIBLE!" "Wow! Big tits and strong!" "Wow..."
"THAT WAS FUCKING SWEET BIG TITS!" Cartman exclaimed, but then he turned to Natsu and Gray.
"Show me what you got," he said.
Gray stood up, the humans had fixed the dummies yet again, only to be destroyed yet again. "Ice make," gray said getting position... And his shirt somehow flying off.... "Lance!" He yelled, the dummies being destroyed again.
"Holy... SHIT!!!" Cartman yelled. "I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOING TO BE GAY BECAUSE YOU STARTED STRIPING BUT JESUS CHRIST! THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!"
"Can I wreck shit now or no?" Natsu asked.
"Yes you can Fag," Cartman said. The dummies were all fixed.
"Fire dragon roar!" Natsu said, fire spilling out of his mouth, burning the dummies to ash.
"THE HUMANS SIDE IS FUCKING STACKED!" Cartman yelled.
~|The Elven Side|~
"THE ELVES SIDE IS FUCKING STACKED!" Kyle yelled, causing Wendy to giggle.
"Elf King!" One of the elf's said, running over. "Stan's been hurt!"
Kyle got up, wendy following behind. When they got to Stan, Kyle cursed.
"I don't think cheese puffs are gonna help this..." He said, looking back at Stan's black eye and bleeding arm. Whoever did this will sure regret it.
"I got it!" Wendy said. She began to heal him, his injuries soon disappearing.
"You're amazing!" Kyle exclaimed, causing Wendy's cheeks to become bright red.
"T-thank y-you," she stuttered as she finished healing Stan.
"Is there anything this girl can't do?" Someone whispered.
Wendy blushed at all the compliments. Erza walked over. "Good job Wendy!" She said smiling.
"Thank you Erza-San!" Wendy said.
~|The Humans Side|~
"Ok, so Tweek totally just fucked up Stan!" Token announced.
"I-it was GAH! M-me! It was-s GAH! C-Craig!" Tweek said. Craig just flipped everyone else off in response.
"I'm proud, BUT WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU RUIN YOUR FUCKING COVER LIKE THAT?!" Cartman asked.
"Stan is the best Elven warrior so I thought it'd be a good idea to make sure he couldn't play a while so we're sure to have the stick for a while," Craig mumbled.
"We can get the stick easy!" Natsu said, implying the 'we' was Lucy, him and Gray.
"Really? That'd be cool," Cartman said. "You may get the stick, but you aren't allowed back UNTIL you get the stick!"
The trio nodded and began to run towards the Elven fortress.
~|The Elves Side|~
"ALERT! THREE HUMANS ARE COMING!" Someone yelled.
"Come on wendy! Let's show them what we got!" Stan said, grabbing her arm and running.
She blushed, but replied. "Okay!"
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I tried but I think this chapter still came out pretty bad ;;;-;;;
So I gave you some Stendy as apology
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The Adventures Of Fairy Tail In South Park
FanfictionFairy Tail has a mission to go the quiet little mountain, called South Park.
