Counter-Strike

My name is Lisa

Lisa: My name is Elizabeth, Lisa for short and don't call me Ma'am. 

Rusher: Why can't we call you using the honorific?

Lisa: You just can't. 

Lisa: By the way, officers. Why you still didn't bring these guys to jail?

Dai: Ma'am, no. I mean Lisa, this will be a little bit crazy for you to hear this but they are not criminals. They are the members of the Special Weapons And Tactics unit. They, I mean we are responsible for making sure that our town is free of any crime. The guy that you saw unconscious yesterday was a pedophile. He was trying to kidnap your daughter.

Lisa: So, these two had saved my sweet little child from that piece of shit?

Beacon: Yep.

Lisa: *Feeling guilty* Please accept my apologies. I'm very sorry for my arrogance and intolerance.

Rusher: Pfft. It's nothing, we're fine.

Shafiq: Yep, this is fine.

Lisa: Well, I'm glad to hear that. So, to pay for your up-most kindness. I will pay for all of your food and drinks.

Dai: No, no. Lisa. We will pay for our own, you don't need to do that. We were well paid. 

Lisa: Don't be selfish. Let me pay for you. I insist.

Mary: Mom, just let them pay for their own.

Lisa: Mary darling, they had put a big effort to protect you from bad guys. Paying them for their good deeds are a good thing to show our gratitude.

Mary: Fine.

After Lisa and her daughter show their regard to the team, they leave the restaurant with full happiness.

Mantap: Boys, that woman is Lisa.

Beacon: We know that.

Rusher: Yeah, she told us her full name also. Elizabeth.

Mantap: No, guys. She is LISA!

Dai: You mean the other Lisa? You must be joking, right?

Shafiq: There's no way that wonderful mother is a robot. You saw her child, right? AI does not give birth to a human. It's the opposite.

Mantap: Guys, this is a real deal. She is Lisa, I saw her flaw, a big one. 

Shafiq: What flaw? 

Mantap: Don't you guys see? She had run out of her mind. She must have survived the great explosion and cracked her mind. 

Rusher:  What about the child? Where did she come from?

Mantap: She must be a robot.

Rusher: What the fuck?

Mantap: Yeah, after the great explosion, Lisa loses everything. She must be very lonely. So, she started to build a companion to accompany her.

Beacon: Great story dude but don't jump into a conclusion too quickly and also don't fucking judge a book by its cover. We must find a shred of solid evidence to prove whether the woman and her child were a machine. 

Mantap: Done. 

Beacon: What? What done?

Mantap: I already have a shred of very solid evidence to prove that Lisa and Mary are pieces of machinery.