Homestuck Imagines

The Signless x Reader Headcannons

(This occurs while Karkat and Kankri are grubs and no, they can't speak coherent words)

~ You both talking about your religions and sharing opinions while not trying to insult the other ~

~ Stealing his hood ~

~ The Disciple actually shipped you both and that's how you met each other ~

~ Grub sitting ~

~ Dualscar will constantly try to steal you from him, so crucification threats is an often event ~

~ him being super childish ~

~ Pick up lines for days ~

~ Dolorosa being the motherly figure to you both ~

~ Psiioniic telling you embarrassing moments about Signless ~

~ Signless chasing after Psiioniic with Sickles while you giggle at the stupidity ~

~ a single date will always lead to something extra afterwards ~

~ Ignore him all day and he'll act like a lost puppy the next ~

~ You asking questions about his title ~

~ "If you're called 'The Signless' then how come you have a title?"  "____ I swear to Gog, if you ask another question about my name one more timing I'm going to flip my shit." ~

~ Joking about the nubs makes him upset and pouty ~

~ reading about troll anatomy and then staring at his pants for an entire day ~

~ using pick up lines on him as revenge for his flirtation tactics ~

~ if he asks you about your religions and you explain it to him, he'll look like a total dork while you talk ~

~ lots of questions ~

~ him, acting like an inoppropriate frat boy. And you, being the mature teenaged victim of his shenanigins ~

~ Bragging about being in a relationship to Dualscar and you saving him from being shot with a harpoon ~

~ Dolorosa approves of this relationship ~

~ If he talks shit about himself, you will immediately drop what your doing and hug him to get the sadness out ~

~ if anyone, and I mean ANYONE, talks shit about your mutant, trouble maker troll babies then their body will never be found again ~

~ sleeping over at his hive and basically living there ~