~ Sex jokes ~
~ She makes you dress up in very revealing outfits but threatens to shank someone if they stare at you. Like, bitch, you did this to yourself ~
~ Groping 24/7 ~
~ Wear red and she'll jump you ~
~ if she catches you wearing a Kimono then you better pray to any and every god out there that you'll be able to survive living in her basement for a month ~
~ Her teaching you Japanese so you both can fuck with people ~
~ "あなたのパンティーは何色ですか？" "Oh my Gog, Doll. No." "ダマラ、あなたは私にその質問をすることしか許されていません。". "You taught her/he/them Japanese for a reason, huh Doll?" ~
~ "Oh, hey Damara." "____今夜ソファの上であなたを曲げさせて" "okay." ~
~ So. Much. Hentai... ~
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Homestuck Imagines
FanfictionHomestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie and these are only representations of how I believe the characters would act and behave, none of this is Canon to the story line and is not an Alternate Universe and/or other timeline. this includes: - character x...
