Joshu uses the Femur Breaker

Femur Breaker

You wake up, and the feel of cold metal makes you shiver. Where are you? What is this place? You don't know, but before you have time to think the machine you're strapped to starts to screech. It's a giant hydraulic press, and it's aimed for... Your leg!! The press is coming down, fast and theres nothing you can do.
Crunch
AAAAAHHHHHH
The pain is excruciating. Your bones are snapping, and crushing, and are torn to bits. A single tear falls down your cheek, crying is useless, it won't make this stop. The screaming continues, and the screams start to fade, and are replaced with weeping.
A black puddle synthesizes on the ground, and Joshu rises out of it. He has nothing but you and mayonnaise on his mind, and he already has both in his grasp. He takes whats left of your leg and swallows it whole, and lets out an unholy belch, he didn't even have to chew. He then takes the mayonnaise out of his pocket and closes his fist on it, spraying mayo all over you. He knows what he wants to do next, and you can only hope he does it quickly.