fake it to make it (a Niall Horan love story)

Chapter 9; Carbonation

Niall's pov

She's so shallow! Im forced to spend mas amount of time with her for some stupid dare, well heres da tea sis, all she ever talks about is Louis 'Louis is my soulmate' 'Louis and i are going to get married one day' 'i wonder what Louis wants to name our children' 'on our honeykmoon, Louis and i are going to burn down the tagmahaal' blah blah blah, ive heard it all before!

All she cares about is muscles and abs and serene soft beautiful but manly falsetto, all the things that Louis has. Now I love Lou and he's a nice guy, but she doesn't seem to care. It's not about being a nice guy, Lou could be a total rock star type, like Shane Gray for example, and she'd still love him

Whatever. Im just going to finsih writing her stupid song 'Hey Angel' let her watch the performance in Tibet and send her on the first plane home. She's so shallow if she was a pool and you jumped into her, you'd break your kneecaps

I break the low E string off my guitar becaus im strumming so hard. So I just get up, drop my Guitar off in my hotel room and head down to Harry's hotel room. Every time we are in a hotel, we get our own rooms. To hang out, we always go to Harry's room

I dont knock on the door, I just walk in... and I kind of wish I hadn't. There's Harry, standing on the table, shirtless, whipping his hair around. The radio is booming and I look to the bed. Liam is also shirtless with his tie tied around his forehead like a bandana, he's screaming along to the song on the radio

In the corner of the room, Zayn is sitting on chair, hood pulled over his head, browsing on twitter. He looks up at me then back at his phone. Imm pretty sure it was a call for help

I'm surprised that Louis isn't here. By now he'd be the one ordering a ton of pizza and throwing it at Harry while he dances. If i had to put labels on us, id say we all act like children when we're all together

I mean of course we all have different clique personalities; Zayn is the intense bad boy, Harry is the wild party animal and the hot one, Liam is the funny one, Louis is the passionate cute one and as much as I hate to admit it, i'm the serious lost soul. but when we're together, we all act like children and are adventurous and stupid, its part of the fun of being in this band

I see a bowl of mac'n'cheese sitting on the end table, it looks fresh and i'm starving so I pick it up and flop on the bed, slurping it down in seconds

Then all of a sudden the music changes, it takes a second for Harry to hear it but once he does, He starts twerking to "oh my gosh, look at her butt" by Nicki Minaj as Liam cheers and does a frontflip on the bed, landing on his face

I hear a little squeaky noise and look over to Zayn, who appears to be struggling to contain himself. He jumps up from his chair, takes off his hoodie and waves it in the air yelling "viva la vida!" and Harry twerks harder

I can't help but tear my shirt off, open the window to a hundred screaming fans and throw it down to them. The jump and claw at each other to get it. Then Zayn runs up behind me and yells to them "viva la vida" and dumps a bag of marshmallows on them

As we close the window and come back in, Liam pulls a cooler bag out from under the bed "hey lads, I got the golden juice" he smirks, pulling out a 12 pack of sprite "duuuude how did you get this?!" Harry says, pulling one from the pack "i snuck them past Tid" Tid is our bodyguard slash personal assistant slash authority figure. Most of the time he's a wild dude but sometimes he can be so leme. And he's very serious about our cholesterol levels, so he doesnt allow carbonated beverages unless it's that mexican sparkling water, bubly

We all grab a can and slurp it down in seconds. Harry lets out the mother of burps and i grab a second, but im so high on carbonation that i drop it, it flies against the wall then to the ground. I pick it up but when i open it, its sprays everywhere

Liam's eyes light up "it's the pressure from the can," he says, all scientifically. He grabs another and shakes, then opens it in Zayns face. As Zayn smacks it from his hands. I get a malicious idea

"Hey lads, you know our friend Louis, the good old friend who decided not to show up? 'Ell why don't we sneak down to his 'otel room, knock on the door and when he opens it-" ''we'll put a bag over his head and throw him in the pool-" ''no Harry, we'll shake our cans and spray him in the face" the lads all nod and we load up on amo

We each stuff two cans of sprite in our pockets and two in our hands. Then we run into the elevator. As we're riding down, Harry randomly says "hey lads, we need to shake these babies up" then he pulls out his iPhone and starts twerking to 'don't drop that (thunt thuna)' by Finnaticz

After the songs is over, he spanks his back pocket "there we go, all carbonated" we all holler with laughter and spank his back pocket

Louis POV

After the slight shock of being sprayed in the face with carbonation, something Tid had specifically banned, I wipe my face "lads! You're going to get me in trouble with Tid!" "ah what does that bloody bloke know anyway? We are paying him to keep us under control, he's obviously not doing a great job, we outta fire that twat" Zayn says waving his hand in disinterest

I shrug and walk into the hall, closing the door behind me. Olivia is still in my room and I don't want the lads to know. Niall doesn't love her but they don't know that "why don't you have a shirt on Lou?" asks Niall "i was making a smoothie" I reply, shrugging they nod and smack my back "c'mon Lou, let's go back to Harry's hotel and continue playing with coke" Liam says "sure... but lads?" "yeah Lou?" "why are you all shirtless?" "Harry started it" Zayn says, pointing to him. Harry just shrugs in agreeance and we all head up toward Harry's room

As we are walking through the halls, room 107 door opens and out walks 3 teen girls, maybe 16 or so. They take one look at us and their jaws drop. One girl starts crying happily, another screams excitedly and the 3rd whips out her iphone with an original up all night phone case

She pokes her friends to calm them down and begs for a picture. We of course, happily oblige. Some old lady walks by staring at us in horror. Or maybe in awe. And the girl asks her to take pictures. They get a group photo then each girl wants her own photos with us. Once they are satisfied we ask them their favorite band members

All 5 of us are used to people loving Harry and usually Niall, so we weren't surprised when the first girl said Harry and the second said Niall. What truly caught me off guard when the third, quieter one says almost in a whisper "Louis" i look at the lads in surprise

"What's your name?" I ask her. Her friend whips out her phone and begins to videotape "Diana" she replies looking at the floor "i love you Diana. I wrote a song about you" Diana blushes and grins "thats my favorite song on you're new album" I smile "can I give you a hug?" she looks at me surprised and runs over

After i hug her, her friend yells "dia i got that all on camera!" then her other friend hugs Niall without warning, he starts yelping and we just leave him there in the lobbing, screaming while a teenage girl crushes his ribcage