CREDIT
see 1 and 2
(Found on their Instagram, but was a repost)
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Character A is on the bus and their year-old won't stop crying, except Character B just smiled at them and they stopped
Character A asked Character B to babysit one time and now Character A's child keeps asking when Character B will spend time with them again
Character A asked Character B to go to the store with A and A's child; Now, B's distant relative thinks B is married with a baby
A and B are friends. B's child's first word was A's name. B is jealous but is ecstatic
B has been sleeping at A's house because B's house is being renovated. However, every time they wake up to B's baby crying, A goes to take care of the baby
A and B have been on a few dates, and A's child asked when they would get married to each other
A and B both have kids in the same class. Both parents hate the teacher, so parents' nights end up being the two competing on who can call out the snarkiest comments
A and B are the only two people who agreed to attend a school trip (bonus; "so I guess we share this hotel room?")
"I'm so sorry that my child pointed out how your shirt- actually, nevermind, I agree, that shirt is horrendous."
B crouched down to coo at A's baby. A forgot to tell B that the kid loves playing with hair and now they won't let go of B
