Ruby Rube x Durv | Fanfiction |

Part three

                                                                    STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS 

A clap of thunder was heard outside the house, and the rain pittered against the windows. Ruby and Durv where inside the house kissing one another. Ruby said "this is really lovely". Then, they threw the one and another outside outside the window. They then screamed because they realize they threw someones dead cousin out the window. Then suddenly the police turned up at their house! Durv and Ruby realize they've been run by the feds, and ran away with the drug lab. Making it away with an entire room of the house on their backs, they ran through the wild west into coming across a small town called Gazebo. They placed the drug house on a rare and beautiful flower and then set it down on the dusty ground. tired and exhausted they wandered through the new realm. The wind whistling through the water in their ass cheeks, The duo pushed open the squeaky door to a seemingly empty building. Inside the there was upturned tables and shit everywhere. It also smelled of cat piss. "Damn this place smells like my mom when she does a fat shit in the toilet and clogs it to the brim!" Durv exclaimed holding his nose. "Yeah I know right!" Ruby replied. they started sorting through the shit. "Wait Ruby how do you know what my mom's shit smells like?" Durv questions. "Quick look I found something!" Ruby says horribly and dives into the shit hands first. Shovelling as much of the rancid shit into her mouth as possible, Ruby uncovered what appeared to be a barstool. "I think this used to be a bar!"
"Well no shit Ruby, there's a fucking bar over there!"
Sat at the bar was a woman who The duo hadn't noticed before... she sprung out of the chair and shot her Hail Fire Blaster Nerf Gun™ at Ruby causing her vomit up all the steamy shit that she had just eaten causing her to have a concussion. Then she proceeded to collapse and fall over and drenched in the pool of rancid greasy floor filled with steaming shit. "Oh no Ruby!" Durv cried and tried to think of ways to awaken her from the calm beautiful slumber. holding a lightbulb above his head Durv pondered on this question.
"I found this lightbulb in the shit and now I can think!" Durv said.
"ha ha! I've got it!"
Crouching down so that he was his mouth was level with Ruby's ear which was already buried deep in the warm, shimmering shit. Durv whispered cutely into Ruby ear;
"Ruby I'm pregnant."
Ruby's eyes spring open with the speed of a soon to be father. The five stages of grief directed over her face and she sprung up from the floor and curb stomped Durv's stomach. After recovering from the pain Durv stood up and said, "what's online bitch?"
Ruby says Delicious Dairy is a woman standing across from her.
The woman says "my name isn't delicious dairy!! you silly goose!"
"My name is Lucky Lucy Pill Popping, but y'all can call me Loulou!"
she spoke in a happy manner.
Durv still reaching from the pain of his curb stomping cries "I'm going to call you daisy, bitch."
"that's no way to treat your new friend!" Lulu said and pulled a fucking gun on Durv. She shot him in the left foot.(Play this to add to the mood - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aMOurgDB-o ) Dramatically, Durv fell into the rancid steamy, greasy, watery delicious pile of shart- tears stream from his eyes and he spoke a word in Japanese as as he dramatically fell into his new fate.
Ruby poked him him.
He was out cold.
"Help me take him to Durv to drug Shoppe Lulu." Ruby cried and started dragging him through the delicious yet disgusting large pile of shit. Ruby and Loulou heaved Durvs cold body into the lobby of the Shoppe...

Well Durv survive? Wait until next week!!!11!/?????//?