I have nothing against blondes cuz I happen to be one myself. So, you blondes out there, this one is for us and the people who make fun of us for fun!!
-So there were three blondes walking on a trail. The first one said "Those look like deer tracks." The second one said "No. They are totally moose tracks." The third one said "Nope, they're goat tracks." Then a train hit them.
-A blonde was watching the news. The reporter said that 9 Brazilian men had died. Then the blonde said, "How many is a Brazilian?!"
-Two blondes were on their way to Disneyland, when one of the blondes read the sign, "Disneyland left". So they went home.
- Q: Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead? A: Because she was trying to make up her mind.
- Q: What would you do if a blonde threw a hand grenade right at you? A: You'd pull the pin and throw it back.
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