Asked by _Super_Sonico_
Q: "Why are you so fabulous in them shorts?"
You see, my arse is a perfect shape that makes short shorts look so good on me that I can also be a twerking master. If you want to know more then read my famous book 'How to Work Short Shorts by Alois Trancy'.
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