Spiderson and irondad oneshots

Random shit

Person:*pointing a gun* kneel down or you won't live 

Peter:bold of you to assume I want to live

Person:this is a gun and it works

Peter:I sure hope it does

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No one: 

Still no one:

Literally no one:

Peter:I.

All the female super hero's: OMG HE IS SO CUTE WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COST!!!!!!!!!!

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Loki:peter why are you wearing my helmet, I told you, to ask permission first!

Peter:I did ask. You never said I had to get a yes 

Loki:...

Loki*chocked up* I-I have never BEEN so proud....

Tony:the fuck get away from my kid...

Tony..I mean get away from peter

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I hope these make up for the days I have been gone