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by 25crober

by 25crober

Tony gets a call from peter...

Peter: uh Mr.stark don't freak out but I'm sort of stuck to the top of the Empire State Building

Tony: Pete you know I said no dangling from buildings over 400 ft high!! How did that even happen?

Peter: i shot some web to the building to keep my chicken nuggets from failing and I accidentally sat in it and now I'm stuck

Tony *sigh* Hang on kid I'm coming

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*Tony, Holding out peters allowance*

Tony: WHat are you going to buy with this?

Tony:DRUGS!

Peter:NO!

Peter: I want the Avengers tower Lego set

Tony:....when I said I wanted you to be better thane me this is exactly what I meant

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Tony:I wasn't injured I wad lightly stabbed

Steve: I'm sorry you were stabbed?

Tony:lightly stabbed

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