Shaggy wasn't used to losing the ones he loved, after all the only other person he'd ever had to eat was Scooby and he was so tasty it didn't matter. He would miss his old friend Her Majesty Queen of England, for although she now had to eat her he would not forget the times they spent together plotting to eat Daphne. Shaggy stopped, he had arrived. As he sat outside the Royal palace, he contemplated his amazing life choices, from the day he ate Fred to the day he ate Scooby he rejoiced in the pride. The queen was different though, he had spent years eating people with her and they were the best of friends, but shaggy knew his hunger for hummus had to be clenched. He walked through the palace gardens careful to avoid all people that weren't a tasty snack, for even though shaggy was 4m wide on each side he was a stealthy. Shaggy found a nice fat purple man standing at the end of the maze he was in, shaggy asked him what he was doing 'Fuck you doing here purple cunt' he said, to which purple boy said 'I is thanoose hello you are my best friend' thanoose enclosed on shagster, his perfect round figure dominated the grounds as thanoose groped shaggy in a way shrek never had, shaggy reacted immediately swinging out his kalumpadumpa and beating thanoose to death, shaggy sat there for hours until all the sticky wicky had left him.
Shaggy continued on towards her majesties private room, for he - the shagmeister - was going to eat her up.
TO BE CONTINUED
