"Rin-chan, what are you doing?"
"Ah, Miku-chan. As you can see, I'm eating off Len-kun's fork."
"Why are you doing that? Won't he get mad at you?"
"Because it's actually a very interesting concept. Y'see, since Len is my opposite, everything of his is an opposite of mine. So, as I eat off his fork, I'm actually eating off his spoon. However, as the opposite of "his" is "her", I am actually eating off my own spoon. This concept not only allows the food to be yummier, but more logically correct."
"But Rin-chan... That's a knife!"
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Vocaloid Drabbles
RandomDrabbles of the randomest kind. Requests accepted for scenes, ships, and such. Requests also need to specify whether that drabble is the 100↓ words kind or the 1000↓ words kind.