*Nicknames* Bungou Stray Dogs
Me: Higuchi is pretty loyal
Sis: Like a German Shepherd!
Me: Yeah, just like that. So, what are the others?
Sis: Well there's Cinnamon roll 1, Cinnamon roll 2, Annoy machine, Mr Ideal pants, Tacky hat, Weird lady, Mr Sherlock Holmes, Mr Serious guy, Sweet home Alabama 1, Sweet home Alabama 2, Farmer dude, and Mr Psychopath
Me: Why are there so many Misters?
Sis: Because
Me: ?
Me: So, who's who?
Sis: Atsushi is Cinnamon Roll 1 cuz he's soft and squishy like a Cinnamon roll 🐯
Me: That's definitely true. So is Cinnamon Roll 2 Kyouka?
Sis: Yeah, because she's really shy ☺️ and sweet
Me: Sure she's an assassin, but on the inside she really is a cinnamon roll.
Sis: Dazai is annoy machine because he can annoy the crap out of you sometimes
Me: Kunikida would definitely agree with that 😆
Sis: Kunikida is Mr ideal pants
Me: Mr ideal.... pants?👖 Why pants?
Sis: Because, that's it. Because
Me: Okay.... 😑? I'm not getting any answers am I?
Sis: No, no you are not 😁
Me: Moving on. Tacky hat is obviously Chuuya
Sis: Yeah because he really does have tacky hats
Me: Y'know that you sound like Dazai right? 👀
Sis: ....
Me: I think you like him!
Sis: No, I don't like him!
Me: Tsundere
Sis: No I don't!
Me: So, who's weird lady?
Sis: Yosano is weird lady cuz.... you know why
Me: I do.... 😬
Sis: Ranpo is Mr Sherlock Holmes cuz he kinda is
Me: You know, he actually does remind me of Sherlock Holmes 🤔
Sis: See?
Me: I'm lost on Mr serious guy though. Who the heck is that?
Sis: It's the President of course! Cuz he's super duper serious
Me: Oh yeah
Sis: Junichiro is Sweet home Alabama 1 cuz him and his sister are just like.... yeah
Me: I know! That's what I was thinking! What the heck is up with that?!
Sis: They're super duper weird. Especially the sister.
Me: I'm guessing Naomi is Sweet home Alabama 2
Sis: YESSSS
And Kenji is Farmer dude cuz he looks like he's gonna farm your head off! 😂
Me: Farm your head off...? What the..... oh wait, actually you have a point
Sis: *Sings a song about farming your head off*
Me: Ok, moving on. Who is Mr Psychopath?
Sis: Akutagawa of course! Your boyfriend 😏
Me: Hey! *face turns red*
Sis: Your face is red! Your face is red! You really do like him!
Me: He's not a Psychopath! He had a rough childhood!
Sis: But you still like him anyways!
Me: And that's all the time we have for today! We're done here!
Sis: *makes kissing sounds* 😚
Me: GOODBYE *jumps out of window
Sis: Hey wait for me! *jumps out of window*
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