Baby I'm Bored || Gang AU | Jin X BAMF Female Reader ||

3 - Dessert

I dug until I found what I'm after and ripped the things free of their laundry prison with a triumphant cry — no I did not fall backwards when I got it out and hit my elbow on the floor. That would be ridiculous, utterly ridiculous.

I got both feet in before realizing I'm still wearing my Spiderman underwear. I paused, thinking for a second. 'Should I take these off and put something else on? They'll make my shorts feel kinda thick if I don't....'

'Naaahhhh.' I shimmied them on without getting off the floor.

Never underestimate the power of being lazy. You know what they say. If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person, they'll find an easier way.

And isn't that ultimately what civilization is for? Making our lives easier?

"We're back!"

I heard the door slam.

"Foooooooooood!" I ran from my room, all the way down the stairs and straight into Jin's back, throwing my arms around him. Jin stumbled forward, laughing. I low-key stood on my toes to see better over his shoulder (I love that he's tall enough I actually have to do that) into the bag of what he — they brought home.

"What? No 'Welcome home, I'm happy to see you. Ahh you're so handsome, thank you for bringing me food. How was work?'" he closed the bag so I can't see inside it.

"Nope. I'm not a housewife. If that's what you want, get married." I reached over him trying to grab it but he quickly passed it to whoever he brought with him and grabbed my arms before I could react.

"Uwaaa— Yah!" I screamed as he leaned forward and I almost slid straight over his back onto the floor, but instead ended up on his back — no doubt his plan — and he grabbed the back of my knees, straightening back up fast enough that if I hadn't furiously grabbed him by the face, I would've gone backwards and hit my head on the floor— excuse me, stairs. Hardwood stairs. Sorry floor but you're not the type of hard wood I like~

"Are you positive you two aren't dating?"

"Suuuure, hyung. You're not dating at all."

I locked my arms around Jin's shoulders/neck after nearly suffocating him, and looked at the friends he brought.

"Oh. Hiya~" I gave the 4 boys — pretty~ pretty~ boys — a 2 finger salute.

"Daayuum. You tell me no snacking before a meal, Jinnie, but what if the meal brings snacks home with him? What am I supposed to do then, huh?"

I smiled as Jin's ears turned dark dark red. I can't see his face from here but I'll bet ya it's even darker than his neck right here.

Sometimes flirting is just too intense for the boy.

"We haven't met yet, I'm Namjoon." A man just barely taller than Jin with dark lavender hair and what I think are light blue accents, held his hand out to me.

Oof. Honey. His dimples are deeper than my soul, and toothpaste advertisers are missing out on this boy's smile. His shoulders aren't Jinnie broad but they ain't small either. I'll bet ya nothing about him is small.

If he isn't boyfriend daddy material then I need a new pair of eyes and a research team, cause holy fuck. Me. Repeatedly. Please~

Mmmmmm, baby~ what do I have to do to get this man in bed — without Jinnie totally murdering me for sleeping with him and keeping me away from the rest of his friends.

God I really need to get some, I'm starting to border on creepy. I should leave my cave and go outside soon.

"Nice to meet you too, Namjoon-ssi. You can call me fabulous." I winked, stretching my arm to shake his hand, more firmly than he was evidently expected but he blessed my devilish soul with that smile again.