Wakey, wakey, eggs and bakie.
Aries: *smashes alarm clock with fist*
Taurus: "I do not speak- I only grunt."
Gemini: "Bitch, imma be the first one to wake up- just so I can watch the sunset. No kap!"
Cancer: "Everybody hates me at school- please mom- let me skip!!"
Leo: "FuCk YoU" *GrOaN*
Virgo: "What? You want me to chill? But brooo- I'm so pumped! It's whack!! You don't like mornings?! WHAAAAAAAA?"
Libra: "Theres NOTHING to wear!" *Has a walk in closet with all of the trendy clothes and designer handbags*
Scorpio: I stg if one more person looks at me- BRUSHING MY HAIR IS NOT MY FIRST PRIORITY TYVM
Sagittarius: "Fucking Virgo drank all of my coffee, and now I'm gonna go BALLISTIC! I NEED COFFEE!!"
Capricorn: "Todays gonna be *Uses gigantic unnecessary word*!!"
Aquarius: *Sits on the toilet and plans their day, outfit, makeup (if they decide to put any on) and mood*
Pisces: "Little does Sagittarius know- I drank all of the coffee..."
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the zodiac signs as...
HumorThis book is all about zodiac signs. I tried adding like everything people would want to know about their zodiac. I used inspirations from tumblr, pin, insta and safari lmao. I hope you enjoy!
