Aries: *tossing pillow up in the air* how could i let aquarius beat me like that? i'm the pillow fight master...
Taurus: "we totally should've built that fort"
Gemini: "no we shouldn't have- i'm glad we didn't. anyway, under the bed is better"
Cancer: **STILL CRYING ON PISCES**
Leo: "where the fuck did sagittarius go"
Sagittarius: "i'm under the bed with gemini, stupid"
Virgo: "i swear if you bitches don't gts soon-"
Libra: *watching asmr*
Scorpio: *finally wakes up to asmr* "TURN THAT FUCKING SHIT OFF MOTHERFUCKING DUMBASS HOE- COUNT FUCKING SHEEP BITCH" *falls back asleep*
every zodiac minus scorpio, aquarius and capricorn: *sitting shocked in silence*
Capricorn: "finally, peace and quiet so that i can watch 90 day fiancee!"
Pisces: *whispers* "nobody cares about 90 day fiancee"
Aquarius: *half asleep sounding high ash* "I DO"
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the zodiac signs as...
HumorThis book is all about zodiac signs. I tried adding like everything people would want to know about their zodiac. I used inspirations from tumblr, pin, insta and safari lmao. I hope you enjoy!
