As usual, maffew the raffew had been bored out of his mind and instead of finishing his album that ACTUALLY was supposed to come out in august, he decided to go on instagram to post shitty memes about the FURTURE and bully adam for actually having his life together.
as he was scrolling through his feed, looking at his favourite instagram page @grandmascloset he noticed that someone had been spamming in his DMs. 'Blõödÿ hêłł', he thought to himself, channeling his inner halsey, 'thęšë fåńś ärê gëttïñg sø cræžÿ thêšë däÿš'. He went to look up who it was, expecting some 17 and a half year old girl talking about his luscious locks
BUT what he had to see was eARTH shATTERING...
DUN DUN DUN
