Ratthew's eyes were teary, as he read the groupchat's title.
'matty healy is 5'2 and we know it'
His fingers began to tremble, soon his whole body shook and he sat there in his wabi sabi room, ignoring all of adam's calls to help them in the studio and rethinking all his life decisions. He had tried SO hard to keep this a secret. Those little shits had already found out about his grey hair, his secret alter ego as a rat AND the fact that he doesn't know what basic hygiene means... how could they take this away from him too...
As he opened the chat, his heart skipped eight beats at once. What he saw SHOCKED him.
There were two people in the chat. One of them couldn't type properly but blamed it all on their autocorrect and used the word dumbass too much. 'Oh what a slender grasp on grammar she has' , ma e thought. The other one was a whole other story. She was just a dumbass fucking bitch, her messages made NO sense and it felt like she constantly had a stroke with the way that she put every word in caps. If these two other wordly stupid creatures could find out about his secret, how long would it take for the whole world to know?
Maffew's breath hitched as he called the only number on his phone that could actually help him : 'girlfriend❤️😍😍❤️🤭😌 but don't tell mom'
