I'd crash my spaceship for you, you sexy beast

MMmmm ROsalina and Kish sexily meet

Rosalina panicked as she lost control over her spaceship, the Observatory. Her cerulean blue orbs were filled with tears brought on panic.
"Ah! Kuso!" she cried, frantically trying to work the controls with her dainty, bare hands. Her wand was stuffed into her asshole, because her hands were busy. It was no use. She had lost complete control of the ship.
As the ship continued to crash land, Rosalina let out a scared "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Kish was wondering around his planet, tending to his aubergines. They were good and strong, ready for the picking. He couldn't wait to put a juicy aubergine in his mouth.

But nani!!!!!?????????! The aubergines were gone. Kish fell to his knees, manly tears starting to spew from his eyes.
"Nani..." he pitifully sneezed. Suddenly he realised what he was kneeling over. It was the body of a young woman!!!! She had long blonde hair and although her eyes were closed, he instantly knew that her orbs were of the purest aquamarine. He carefully picked up her limp frame with his strong, rough, masculine arms and cradled her gently.

Suddenly, her eyes fluttered open and she gazed up at him.
"Kish..." whispered Rosalina. He continued to hold her fragile frame in his manly strong arms. (AN KYAAAAAAA >////< this is too kawaii)
"Rosalina..." murmured Kish back. He opened his manly, pale lips to say something else, but he could not. Rosaline on the other hand noticed his fangs.
"Bite me, Kish," she commanded
"Let go of the wands then," said Kish back sexily. Rosalina declenched her ass and let the wand drop.
"Good girl," hissed Kish, and then he bit her elbow.
"Ooh la la!" she said, and then he carried her to his hut, where she eat his aubergines. It was almost too big to fit in her mouth but she cut it up and ate it anyway.