I'd crash my spaceship for you, you sexy beast

Two Daddies, One Daddie

Chapter seeven (for real!) COROnaVirus SPEACIAL!!!!!!!! (sponsored by America's Got Talent, link in the description for 15% off a 12 month contract with code ROSAKISH)

so as you know, lots of people are getting the bug,coraline or whatever tim burton film. unfortuntely, kish is one of the unlcukly fellas who tested positive, so lets have a moment of silence

alright thats it. i hope that was enough space, back to the sptry! cock kish was dead, gone, vored up by zayn. what a zany death!

Rosakish sadly sighed and stood up heroically, her boobs going bomboclaattt, bouncing with the rhythmd of the bongo beat supplied hekopfully and convientiely by zayn. Rosalina wanted to punt zayn out of exicstnece so much, but had to respect his role as a michelein star taster. At least cock kisk went to science.

Rosalina sexily swung her hair over her bare shoulder and sultlrtly looked ober at 1-1D, so 0D :(.

"Boys,"

she said sexily and breathily, tearing up with a hint of lust, whilst swashing on a swab of ;Pink cherry lusty busty get your ass down thotiana' lip gloss which she had smacked the New Stare^TM's assistnat head into the makeup display for but just a mineut ago. It had the fragrance that reminded her of kish's sweaty sweat, whcih she enkjoyed very much, (she showeder in it eberu morning) so it was worth the near fataly injuries she caused. If Shantele hadn't been such a fukcing bitch about it though, maybe this wouldn't habe happened, if you're reading this chsantele sryy ot sorry dont sue uwu but suck it up bithcbnbboiiiiiiiiiii anyway "boiiiiiiiiiyyyys" rosaline cried lustily and tehey all stood erect to attention hehe if you-yeah.. 'Can you intruduce me to your daddios, Cowell-sama or Ramsey-kun?"

The rest of 1D, much like a hivemind responded in unison 'We;re sorry rosalina. We have not been in contanct with either of our big daddies for secveral years now. Not since they.... they.....'

The gregorian chant was broken when Harrrry burst into a well of smexy tears 'Not since we saw then hold hand before MARRIGAY!' With this, the others prostated themselves on the floor in mental agony, remebereing how poajfnul it was to thin k aobut the b e t r a y al. how would they onctact the daddies now? If only there were someone in one d that still had one of their email addresses.

Louis was prancing in the mead-WAIT HES BACK. He came rushing in, being propelled by his spinning dick sitting out his asstickles. 'I am no lon ger pracing in the meadows!' Louis declared triumphantly, as if he ahd succeeded in something to be able to escape the eternal cycle of prancing in the meadows, for example, pleasing daddy cowewl enough so that the climax left him paralysed for enough time for Louis to escape. or somerhign like that.

"LIMEY!" wept zayn "your'e back! I have been waiting through several stanzae of bad and inconsistent writing for this moment. Coke give me a cuddle" and then laim wrapped his long wavy yellow man waving in the wind arms arms around zayn and zayn wrapped his long luscious secret nelly butyyon tentackle, Cocky bocky, around louis and they innocently hugged, but soon became much less innocnet when they.......... made eye contact!!!!!! #(an/ OMGG I wish daddy ramsey did that too me I would >...>< if he did))). The eye contect pierced with the force of a thousand dicks, and created a electromagnatic pulse that sent rposalina flying back roughly 8 and a half inches ( shw used harrry's bulge as a measuremtn for this).

When they were finite, Rsosakish having experinecwd a range of emotions from love to despair, Zayn tearfully sperpeated from Louis and whimperetd submissively 'Where did ouy go, sexy?" "To find our daddies" Lime squirmed back alos submissively. (They are btoh bottoms >.<) "We are too omega on our own, we ned a big strong alpha daddy to whap our asses in to hit songs like youre insecure. Zayn and I may be ggod of characer, but we are not dominating of bedroom."'

"And guess what!!!!!!!!!!!!" he then yelped triumpherelephantly! "I foudn them" and he turned around to reveal his small pink botty (surprisingly smooth and clean) with a nice meaty hand shaped whelt throbbing to their new hit single released next sumeer ;))))))))) to also reveal siemon WOceowell holding hands with thedaddy of them all (an)hhhhhhhhhhhhhh mr gordon ramsee!!!!!

"Guess we didn't need tehir emails." said liam staring directly at you with his sultry emerald peppy holes, the audience, the reader, licking his lips at you, keep your windows unlocked and type your address in the comments below if you want liam to visit you tonight ;)))))). AN Also give a vote sksksksk thanks no flaming!

'Wots this facking shitshow raw fucking donkey fucker shit faced fucking twatshit going on here? Flipping eck i love cumpetss (an/ a crumpet filled to the brim with sea men)' You gurssed it! Its Cowewl Sama! haha just kidding yo loyayl fans know this is, if yoiu look cloesly, actuall how Daddy Ramsey speaks! (in hells kitchen he called the hells kitchen staff fukcing donkeys !!!)

Gordons' frying pan, also somehwat dissaponting in size, had an unmathcable effect with his menatlity of 'let the knife do the work'. The boyus knew this effect all too well, and their loose bussies would agree. "#wot do you newed us 4 #new hit single" slurred seemon cowell, shaking his hips to thehrhythm of zayns ass cheeks clapping in anticipation bum du da bum da dee bum smack smack. some of yall readers might be wondering why the big daddies have reuytnred, it semmds rather overl concvineient for the plot huyhhh? well youre ablsoletrely right, it is conveneiient. whic ius good. And heres why, becos when simon and gordon merge into 1 (two) being using thier power of cocking ( (an) haha get it hecause gordon ramsey is a chef and instwead of cooking i changed an o to an c and got cockng, lamo im clever liek that) they become not just big daiddies, but even bigger Daddy - just lkiem Gok u does the dragonbal;;l fusion!!!!! (grodaon and coeewel sama dobnt watch anime becauyse there cool and hot).

Rosaline looked at them with sexy, glarin g eyes wi th the heat of a 1000 suns, which is at least uhhh like 24C (74F y=for you fucing yankees), so pritty hot ngl.

"Twansfowm them," she sias , and they do and they become big dick daddie. Rosalina nearly wets herseelf at the site. Zayn does.

"We wee; now sned you to hwieghschool," the 1+1=1(but actually more than 2 because big dick daaddie is even more powerful) daddyies chanted in like a latiny way, like the way aeniasd wpi;d when rawing me from behind.

And then they clcick their 420 bulging fingers and rosalina screMS slong with 1d who are going for da riede, And then,,,,,,,

Then..........

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THEN.,...........,...

youll find out next time you sexy zscumbags :;)))))))))

Sorry for the break!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was sick wth love sickness with Stasnley, sadly he pott a restraing order on me when i brok into his house a while ago and i wsa really sad becaise stanley sama is payling hard to get(if you know what i meannn!:))), which does make him very sexy. You wont stope ,e santley, i love you sweaty darling. MOre than your wife i p0roimise.