After a million years. The potato conquered nothingness which really very a-mazing. Den der's dis corn saying ho, me nu fried like u and me nu friend with you coz I can. So de potato said "k" for absolutely no reason and idk and now da potato is here at the mirror with a poker face. The potato had successfully turned to french fries and spammed 999999999999999999999 cookies at an egg. Egg didn't see cause it got turned to pan fried egg and yum. Den der's dis guy called Mr Cannon and he threw a bajillion doge-balls at the scool roof. I mean schol rood. Oh, you certainly didn't see anything. School roof, I said. Ok? I really will chuck cookies for nu reason coz me can. Also, pls donut tell da corn dat me update dis book while it is at camp with egg. It mad at potato for nu updating. Potato was working hard on book dat da potato forgot wattpad and potato ignored corn and chucked it over da ocean coz corn shook potato 2 mech. Be4 potato leave, donut tell any corns or eggs or even wattpad users called Daeggtator or 4everclueless123 dat a random potato said dat dey are too eggy or corny to even realize how cool potatoes are. Well perhaps nobody is reading dis other dan a random corn called "da first ever random "corn eveh to have shook nat potato" (nat corn is dangerous btw, it loves shaking potatoes and nat is a crim. Pls arrest it.) Even da mirror nos lol. Donut tell anyone and me lonely lol. Also, y is der 2 potatoes in here?
