Narrator: Oh, a dark and stormy night. It's nights like these that remind me of the time (Y/N) and Babs thought they killed the health inspector. *laughs evilly*.
The Stormy night becomes calm day and It was a bright and sunny morning.
We then see Burrito Buckets where a guy drives up and stops in front of the restaurant. The scene zooms into his badge that reads 'Health Inspector'
(Y/N): *Taking a bath in money* Ah...That smells like... *gasps* ...the health inspector! * You run up to Babs in a red rob* Wash your hands, clean the floors, change your underwear! The health inspector's here!
both you and Babs are peeking out the kitchen window at the health inspector, who is writing on a clipboard
(Y/N): If he finds one health violation, he'll close us down for good. We've got to do everything in our power to make sure he passes Burrito Buckets.
Babs: But, (Y/N), there's no reason to worry. *eyes widen* Burrito Buckets is the most perfect place in the universe.
(Y/N): You really haven't got any brains at all, have you, Doll? *pushes Babs out the door* Just go out there and give him what he needs. Pour on the charm. Sweet talk him.
Babs walks up to the health inspector, who is still writing on his clipboard at the table
Babs: What can I get for you...handsome?
(Y/N): *facepalms* We're doomed.
Health Inspector: I'm going to need you to bring me one of everything on the menu.
Babs: *walking backwards back into the kitchen* Excellent choice, my darling. Coming right up!
Babs enters the kitchen, where you wait
Babs: He wants one of everything.
(Y/N): Then we'll give him a smorgasbord! *holds up a tray of a Burritos, a drink, some fries, and Fry bits* The future of Burrito Buckets is at stake!
You and Babs run up to the health inspector
Babs: Try the Kelp Burrito, sir! *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*
(Y/N): The Buttered potatoes are a touch of heaven. *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*
Babs: The Powdered salsa is exquisite. *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*
(Y/N): Fresh chocolate Pudding? *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*
Babs: More Diet Red Tide? *stuffs it in the inspector's mouth*
(Y/N): Some Fried Flotsam? [stuffs it in the inspector's mouth]
Health Inspector: Please, lady and gentle spider! *swallows all the food in his mouth* Leave me to finish my work in peace.
He clicks his pen, which is actually a fork that comes out. Later, the health inspector has eaten everything on the table and belches
Babs: And did the voluptuous inspector enjoy his meal?
Health Inspector: *writes on his clipboard* So far, so good. I just need to try a plain Burrito and my inspection will be finished.
Babs: *open kitchen door* He says if he gets one more Burrito, he'll pass us for the inspection!
(Y/N): *picks up Babs* Do you know what this means, doll? We're in the clear!
You both dance off then leapfrog over each other, across the screen then do the can-can in dresses until a news report comes on tv
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