Shikhetsu Battle Academy

The Prince of all time learns to eat dirt

There was a huge boom , coming from that other corner

I see a portal being open on one side of a corner and the other

It's almost like his closing me off

That's what his doing!

The slashes must be his marks on where to teleport to

So when he slashes me, he always gets me

But that doesn't make sense because when we first started he didn't cut me yet or maybe.......

His not fast ,ITS JUST THE SPEED OF HIS ABILITY!!!

Ok even if his not fast ,his ability is a pain but how do I combat such a ability

Maybe I can use my other Ability to combat his overlap ability

Ok so my weapon is made to withstand my Bad luck ability but even my gun copy's my abilities

Well, Shit he found me again

Boom!!!!!

The ground shook but I doged his blade again

I shot my gun at him as I jumped out of danger

I got him in the arm since he uses his energy to quick  I can get him more frequently now

Also I have unlimited bullets

I used my other ability to create cracks in the floor as big as a mosh pit but as tiny as pothole

By doing this it, it ristricts his movements on the field then his only option is to fight me head on if I create more cracks that is

He keeps coming for me he misses everytime....his endurance is failing him I just keep landing shots to non vital areas to weaken him slowly with the pressure being built from his endurance and my cracks on the ground 

Now he can't use his ability because the entire field is riddled with cracks that can break your leg of you landed in one

Now he has no choice but to fight me on head to head

Sine my left arm is out of commission I can't fight that well
But his body is full of bullet holes form his shoulder to his knees
I'm still surprised that his still on his feet.....but with his endurance level so low and his body at its limit he will collapse from either pain or exhaustion maybe from both

My hypothesis was right he collapsed from both pain and exhaustion

The battle lasted 15 minutes with both of our injuries really bad....but the technology in the Battlefield does prevent dieing just not pain from inside the field and out

As soon as the bell rang for the battle to be over.....all I saw was pure darkness 

I woke up in the infirmary with a girl on top of me

Guess what it was Ellis

"Umm.....Hey Ellis what in the hell are you doing" I said

She said " isn't this how boys in Japan would wish to be woken up....with a hot girl on top of them who isn't wearing any thing but the sheets of the infirmary blankets"

"Well normally yes.......wait why am I defending your statement plus where did you get that  idea  from" I asked

" From Hentai"she said

"Please in the name of respectful manga artists, Otakus and Jesus

"Please stop watching HENTAI"
I said

" Ok but are you going to take responsibility" she said in a very seductive way

Oh my god is it just me or is she starting to get hot

Maybe it's the meds ,I thought to myself

Then at the wrong time Peir walks in
While Ellis is still on top of me with only a blanket covering her fragile figure

You know I thought only guys in anime can get nosebleeds when they see something perverted or lewd but hey I stand corrected, Peir got a nosebleed just from seeing Ellis on Top of me half naked 

I got Ellis of ,of me and got her to wear clothes ( decent ones) she wore blue jeans with a black Top that says in red glitter

" CANT TOUCH THIS"

Vanilla ice would be proud right now

We got Peir nose to stop bleeding just in time so he doesn't pass out from lack of flow of bodily fluids such as blood ( I don't think that made sense)

Ok since you won the battle Ill say it

"ANIME IS GREAT AND IT FOREVER WILL BE AND OTAKUS ARE NOT A BURDEN TO SOCIETY" he said

Hey why does the last one feel like a  low blow

His cypher was behind him looking all injured when just hours ago it wanted to shred my essence up (I almost said cheeks)

Since your the winner,you can take lady Ellis on a date

Yes that's rig.........wait NANI!!!

Yes since it's you who won and you agreed to the terms and conditions of the agreement you have to take her on a date this Saturday 

He said so smugly

4 days had passed since my battle with Peir and guess what it was Saturday

That Saturday was the most stressful part of my life.....it's not the fact that its My first Date and I should be worried and what not but Who am I going out with that's, the what worries me

She came in a British looking white dress with pink Lili's on the sides of the dress while I looked like James Bond just with white hair and a not CARING EXPRESSION

Sorry if I kept you waiting she said

I wasn't waiting that long ( That's a lie I had been there 30 minutes before her) 

So where I are we going first

She asked

Well I think we should go see a movie then go eat at a restaurant then I could walk you home I said proud of myself

Oh your such a homeless romantic guy  she said

Oh  please it's just what any guy would do ,also I was gaming early in the morning and the game I just happened to play is an Dating Sim