Warrior Blood - Female Sasuke X Male Reader Fanfiction

"Training" (PT1)

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Y/N:"who are you?!"
???:"do you really wish to know my name Y/N?"
Y/N:"of course not why wouldnt i?- NO I NEEDA KNOW"

He took off his hood and looked at you.

D:"My name is Drew Yoshimata,you're new trainer for now.."
Y/N:"why do i need a new trainer?!"
D:"you literally...got beat by you're goth emo bish."

You get up pissed.

Y/N:"THE FUCK DID YOU SAY?!"
D:"i said,you're goth emo bish beat cha up,ya deaf?"
Y/N:"I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"
D:"yeah sure..listen buddy,im only here because you need help with trynna get cha emo girlfriend back"

You growled..

Y/N:"Fine..fine.......whatever......."
D:"we'll start training in three hours,so be prepared for much pain"
Y/N:"eh?"

-meanwhile..at the Akatsuki's base..-

Deidara walks up to Orochimaru..

D:"oi,wheres Sauc-Sasuke?"
O:"training i think,why ya ask?"
D:"because we have news that Y/N survived."
O:"No shit bitch"

Orochimari looked at Deidara as if she-i mean he was a failure

D:"What?!"
O:"nuthin..just wondering something..."
D:"oh?"

-meanwhile in Saucegays room..-

FS:"WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME GOD I JUST WANTED TO KNOW WHAT LOVE IS"

yeah just depressed Sasuke noises i guess...and crying i guess..i wouldnt know..-oh wait,Orochimaru enters the room..

O:"Sasuke the heck are you doing?"
FS:O-Oh..just........training my eyes......"

There were probably 76 used tissues on the bed

O:"..yeah totaly,that explains ALLL THESE FUCKING TISSUES!"
FS:"YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING OROCHIMARU!"

Orochimari grabs Sasuke by the shoulders

O:"GET YOU'RE SHIT TOGETHER SASUKE,WE NEEDA TAKE OVER THIS WORLD!"
FS:"I WANNA TAKE OVER LOVE"

she sniffled and sobbed

O:"LOVE IS WEAKNESS,IT'S JUST CHEMICALS DOING SHIT.TRUE LOVE AINT REAL-"
FS:"YOU'RE NO MY DAD"
O:"TF DID YOU SAY?!"
FS:"GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU CUNT ASS SNAKE GUY"
O:"FINE"

he does so..

FS:"No one understands the struggle...of being a depressed sexy ass ninja......"

-3 hours later.....-

You were walking to the training fields,to train with Drew to boost you're endurance and strength and maybbbee spee-I AM SPEEE-

Y/N:"Man....i have a bad feeling about this......."
D:"you are very right"
Y/N:"AAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Drew slaps you.

D:"shut the fuck up we're gonna start training now.."
Y/N:"finee.."

The first two hours of training were relatively easy.......and now Y/N is about to get his anus penetrated by Genjutsu for the next 4 hours....-so i'll be back in a bit i needa get sum...-sum fucking food IM STARVING-