Last time on "Y/N trynna not get his dicc sucked by a goth bitch".Y/N almost got raped by a goth...now..the continuation.
-4 hours ago-
D:"SHUT UP LIL SHIT,WE NEEDA RUN"
Y/N:"BUT WHY THE VILLAGE"
D:"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"you both arrived to the village
Y/N:"Drew,could you please tell me something..WHY DID YOU TELL ME NOT TO .."come" during november?"
D:"it's no nut november"
Y/N:"explain"He does..
Y/N:"..."
D:"anyways......that was really unexpected,i didnt think you'd almost get raped."
Y/N:"i feel like the next chapters are gonna be filler"
D:"what?"
Y/N:"nothin..-so what now?"
D:"well we rest..then we go and try and take down Sasuke..FOR REAL! And dont pussy out or come"
Y/N:"but i dont wanna hit my friend!"
D:"she aint yo friend,now cmon,we needa rest..-"A kunai flew past you're face,you sprung up ans turn around and see...male..Sasuke?-
I:"IM NOT SASUKE IM ITACHI YOU FUCKING NARATOR!"
my bad,mcdick.
I:"ugh...-anyway..."
D:"who the fuck are you"
I:"well if it isnt the invisible cunt...it's me..goku-i mean Itachi,here to capture and possibly kill both of you.."
Y/N:"sorry man i dont roll that way,so ima just..-"
I:"NAH YA DONT"Itachi leaped at you
Y/N:"FIST TO THE WRIST! THATS IT! YOU CANT RESIST!"
You hit his wrists,then used Fire Release.
Y/N:"GET BURNT BI-"
You get punched into mid air then being kicked down by a shadow clone.
I:"bitch,prepare you're tight anus,because ima bout to roast yo ass"
You got up..
Y/N:"nan-"
I:"AMATERASU!-"You appeared infront of Itachi underneath him,boutta used detroit smas-i mean.....-you're ability..-please dont copyri-you punched Itachi in the stomach,causing him to get launched into a tree.
I:"N-..NANI?!-"
he coughed while bleeding
D:"holy jesus.."
Y/N:"touch me without my conscent and ima destroy yo ass.."Itachi got up and then used his Susan'oo..
Y/N:"what the fuck?!-"
You dodged one of the attacks
Y/N:"JESUS CHRIST WTF IS THAT?!"
I:"THIS IS IT Y/N! TIME TO DI-"Drew made Itachi go unconcious..
Itachi:"FUCK YOU NARRATO-"
shut the fuck up you lil shit..anyways,Drew and Y/N then packed they're shit and bolted out of the Hidden leaf CUZ BABY TONIGHT,THE AKATSUKI TRYNNA STEAL THE MAIN CHARACTER AGAIN
CUZ BABY TONIIGGHH--now-
You were in a snowy forest with Drew,boutta train again..
D:"you ready lil shit?"
Y/N:"stop callingme that...my dad used to call me that...."
D:"dont care..lets just do this.."They trained for half an hour until a stranger approached them in a dark robe covered in blue markings..
D:"who the fuck are you?"
Y/N:"yeah!!"
???:"you...-well you might need to know.."They sounded familiar..yet very....-spoopy? Idk...
Y/N:"hey wait! You sound familiar!! Who are you!?"..
???:"well...if you must know..then i'll show you..."The person took off they're hood..
Y/N:"OH MY GOD-"
D:"OH MY GOD-"
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Warrior Blood - Female Sasuke X Male Reader Fanfiction
ФанфикAnother new description yet again,this time its very important.all chapters 1 - 18 are noncannon,and are gonna be a shitpost comedic toned version,so if ya want the charm of shit of the original im keeping those up.a final and newer version of FSXMR...