hi, cutie patoootieeee!!
ok mr dummy head i have a serious conffesion >.< I cannot stop thinking about chu! <3 now ere are some jokes that i hope you either crack a smile orlaugh your ass off.
what do you call a pile of kittens? a meowtain, ahaha.
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke He asks the other guy if he has a lighter He replies "Yes I do!" and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter Surprised the guy asks "Where did you get this?" The guy replies "Oh I have a personal genie." The first man asks "Can I make a wish? " Sure says the other man "Just make sure that you speak clearly cause he is a little hard at hearing" "Ok I will" says the other as he rubs the lamp a genie appears and asks the man what he wants The man says " I want a Million Bucks " The genie says OK and goes back to his bottle and 10 seconds later a million ducks fly over head And the guy says to the other " Your genie realy sucks at hearing doesnt he?" The other man replies "I know, do you really think I asked for a 10 inch BIC"
What did the penis say to the vagina? dont make me cum in there.
Knock Knock! Who's there? Lady. Lady who? I'm gonna lady law down if you don't open the door.
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