Their story Hisoka x Illumi

a butler?

Illumis POV

When we got back from our outing we decided to sit down in Hisoka's room and eat what we had bought.

I had gotten a small curry dish along with a plate of sushi. They don't really go well together, but I could care less.

Hisoka had bought himself a large assortment of candy, a pork cutlet bowl, a breaded fish sandwich, and some ramen. It baffled me how much junk he could eat while still staying so physically fit.

"Does it taste a little not shitty?" He asked me before biting into a piece of pork.

"Surprisingly it's not all that bad." I replied, slightly amused by the tastes lingering in my mouth.

Out of no where Hisoka pulled out a bag of french fries and started to eat those too.

"Where did you even get those?" I beckoned, my eyebrows furrowed in confusion.

"I just picked it up while we were out, ya' know, like everything else I'm eating." He said blatantly as if my question was stupid.

"Well I know that, it's just, I never saw you go to a fry stand or anything."

"Whelp, I don't remember." He frankly shrugged off my question.

"Okay." I stated blankly, turning my head back to my food.

ding

The familiar sound of my phone going off rang through my ears. I checked to see who it was, seeing the familiar name of Gotoh.

'Send me your exact location' - Gotoh

'K' - Illumi

Illumi shared his location

'I'll be there in 10 minutes, be ready.' - Gotoh

'K, see you soon' - Illumi

I put down my phone before standing up.

"Who was that, Illu-chan~" I frowned at the new nickname.

"It was my butler, he's coming to pick me up and he'll be here in 10." I answered.

"Oh" He did his best to keep a grin on his face but even so his face dropped void of light and the edged of his mouth flinched, causing his cheeks to fall free from his usual smile for a moment before being pushed back up by his facade. In those short lived moments his reminded me of that of an abandoned kitten, searching for a new owner. He looked... lonely.

"I'll miss you Illu~channnn." While still sitting he bent forward and wrapped his arms around my waist, burying the side of his face into my back, making his cheek push up into his eye.

"Let go of me!" I spat in a fake harsh tone.

"no." He said flatly like disobedient puppy. "you can't make me." he looked up at me with a sinister grin.

"I'll take you up on that." I said, letting through a hint of a smile.

I bent over backwards and wrapped my arms around his waist. I knew that picking him up would be too much work so I just kinda fell back, making him hit the floor with a 'thud'. Even then he didn't let go.

"Hon hon, your efforts are valiant, but alas, they tis be useless against my strength and limber body." He declared joyfully, it even made me giggle a little.

I tried rolling away from him, but as he said, it was useless, he was just to damn persistent.

Then I had an idea.

I rolled so that I was straddling him, lifted my hands as if to punch him, and started furiously tickling him. By that point my dress had ridden up and ripped enough that I could contort myself however I saw fit.

He began laughing hysterically before gathering enough air to yell. "TICKLE FIGHT!", and all hell that was still contained, broke loose.

He finally let go, but only to tickle me and roll over so the battle was in his favour.

I started laughing, something that I'm not proud of.

ding

my phone went off.

"shit" I thought to myself. I was on the floor, under some boy I barely knew getting tickled, and wearing a skin tight dress.

Hisoka saw the worried look in my face and stopped tickling me. He sat up (still on me btw, that fucker) and looked at me confused, tilting his head.

"What's wrong?" He questioned.

"My phone just went off, which means that my butler is probably here." I said, concerned that Gotoh would just waltz in.

"Oh... ok." Hisoka said, he sounded disappointed, sad almost. He stood up and I did the same.

I checked my phone,

'I'm here, be quick your father wants you home.'-Gotoh

I texted him back.

'One minute, I have a question.'-Illumi

The conversation followed.

'What is it?'-Gotoh

'Can I bring someone home?'-Illumi

'What kind of someone? Are you in trouble? Should I come in?'-Gotoh

'No, I'm fine. It's just some teenage boy that I met. He seems really strong, he could be a butler or something.'-Illumi

'Are you sure that's why you wanna take him back?'-Gotoh

'Yes. I assume that he will not be aloud on the property though.'-Illumi

'Well, if he's as strong as you say, and we do train him, then he'll stay in a different location. If we end up trusting him, he will be aloud in the butler quarters. Of course, if he's strong enough to open the testing gates then we'll just have to defend the mansion and hope that he shows no ill will.'-Gotoh

'Okay, I'll relay this to him.'-Illumi

'Ok, just be quick.'-Gotoh

'I will.'-Illumi

I shut off my phone.

(I just came back to this after months so sorry if I mess up)

"Hisoka let's go"

"Ok~♡"

"Oh and by the way, you'll be my personal butler"

"Huh?♤"

Ding

'I'm here'-Gotoh

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