Shrek x LeBron James- The Affair

The Affair

Shrek strutted long and far, he knew what his purpose was, to meet his senpai, LeBron James . He was confident. His slimy green body wasn't slimy anymore, it was too hot. He needed his swamp time. 

At last He finally got there.  Shrek yelled to himself YES! Finally I can meet him. As he trotted to the door and rung the doorbell. DING DONG! LeBron James walked sluggishly to the door and tiredly groaned "No Paparazzi". 

Shrek said sadly, "Ohh, really". As he walked away looking at his old run-down shoes. LeBron remembered the voice, before he even said a word, just the noise of him opening his mouth was enough for LeBron to know who it was. As LeBron yelled happily "Shrek!" as he ran after the green ogre. The two hugged each other as it was like they were long lost twins. Shrek sniffed LeBron to get a delectable aroma. They both blushed at this. As they skipped back to LeBron's mansion whilst holding each others sweaty hands. 

As they both sat on the couch laughing, Shrek realised that getting married to LeBron would be fantastic, being able to sit on such a soft couch. Shrek moved his hand and grabbed something, he thought it was the couch but it was too soft. He realised it wasn't the couch it was LeBron's beard. Shrek said in a cute voice "Sowee". LeBron looked at Shrek and tried to keep a straight face, but he couldn't that green face would make even the strongest man smile. They laughed very loudly. Then LeBron asked "Shreky, would you like onions on toast or toast on onions?" Shrek said "Both". After they both finished their meals, they both burped monstrously, then chuckled. LeBron said "You wanna go swimming". 

Shrek replied almost instantly "Yes!". As he was ripping open his vest to reveal his onion swimsuit. They both ran in the hot tub holding hands. They embraced each other whilst in the pool. LeBron sniffed Shrek, he noticed that he smelt like mud. LeBron knew that he hadn't washed the swimsuit, it was kind-off nice though. Shrek had walked all the way to his house after he left. Shrek was about to touch LeBron's beard when Savannah (LeBron's wife) opened the door and saw the 2 in the hot tub. Savannah gasped "LeBron how could you". She ran away crying. LeBron thought to himself What have I done. Shrek got out of the hot tub and wiped his thick thighs with the towel. LeBron was too sad to blush, he got his moist body out of the hot tub and chased after Savannah. He opened the door to reveal a weeping lady on the bed. He went and patted on her on the shoulder. "I am sorry, Shrek is too beautiful for me". 

"It's okay, I know how beautiful Shrek is, I dated him once" Savannah sobbed. 

LeBron gasped "How could you" As he stormed out of the room, slamming the door like an edgy teenager. He yelled at Shrek "We are going". He grabbed his suitcase like he was prepared for this moment. Shrek groaned "Why?" LeBron was to angry to speak and ran to the car, "Let's go". Shrek jumped in. As they left the premise. They put on All-Star. They finally got to Shrek's old house. 

Although, LeBron missed his old house at least he didn't have to put up with his wife and kids. 

When LeBron's kids came home they asked mum, what happened? But what could she say? But I mean the truth is correct, so she need to say it. "The truth is your dad was cheating on Shrek". The kids were distraught. They hated Shrek and LeBron now, after what they did.

The duo at Shrek's house were no-where near distraught. They were drinking each others sweat and touching their beards.