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PP Bagel

Penis bagel.
Is it a bagel made out of dicks, or is it a bagel with dicks inside?

You'll never know unless you order it on your next trip to IBOP.

Each dick is stuffed to the brim with cream cheese and toasted making it the perfect breakfast food, but you can also order it for lunch and dinner.

At happy hour we will provide a free nut shake with any penis bagel you order.

And just for the record it's a bagel made out of dicks.
But because each penis has cream cheese in it, it's kinda like a filled doughnut, but instead it's a bagel.