little luke: daddy! daddy! look at what i did!
luke: aw that's great son!
little ashton: daddy if i throw a fish in the fire will it jump out?
ashton: sure whatever
little ashton: *throws little calums goldfish in the fire*
little calum: hey! you idiot! fuck you! a little goldfish won't jump out of the fire for gods sake!
ashton: don't swear! where did he learn that word?!
little ashton: fuck you
ashton: DONT FUCKING SWEAR! WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU HEARING THESE WORDS?! oh.
*everyone stares at ashton*
little michael: *climbs on three-legged stool* hey look everyone!
michael: hey get down now!
little michael: i do what i want im punk rock
michael: where the fuck did he learn that?
ashton: DONT FUCKING SWEAR
michael: i do what i want im punk rock
luke: *breathes*
michael: shut up you little pussy
little michael: *dances on stool*
michael: stop. you'll knock over the christmas tree if you fall
little michael: i do what i want im punk rock
little michael: *falls* *knocks over christmas tree*
michael: see what did i tell you
ashton: nobody move! ive got this! i'll clean up the broken glass
ashton: *steps on broken glass* FUCK
luke: i hate this band
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