FLASHBACK
Years ago...maybe like 4?
The nostalgia critic tries to put it in
Nostalgia critic:WHAT THE HELL?!
Nerd:why wont it fit?!
Then a hollogram of jontron appears
Jontron:allow me to explan,first you get some pliers,then you cut the two tabs out,then put the game in and see if it works!(fades away)
Years later...like 3 or 4...
Jontron:(playing a bootleg of the lion king and notices THE join them meme)
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Jontron:welp...if you cant beat em...join em!(dances with...whatever that thing was...)
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BOOOOOOOOOOM!
Jontron:what the hell was that?!
Jaquess:they know we're here. It has begun! The alien invasion has come to kill us all!
Jontron:DONT ASSUME ALL OF THIS JAQUE! IT COULD BE MORE BOOTLEGS!
jacque:i have no idea how to respond to this.
Jontron:(hears banging on his door)HOLY SHIT!
the door bust down to reveal the poopoo monster that was in dark dungons(i need that dvd)
Jontron:...well we're all gonna die jaque,and just to let you know,i love ya.
jacque:well it has begun,acessing teleportation.
jacque and jontron were teleported
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[Police office]
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Jontron and jacque teleported in the police office
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Jontron:oh man...i cant beleave it...we survived jaque!
The police pointed their guns at them
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Jontron:...why jaque? Why?
jacque:officers,stay clam,this is the one who got you the scrolls.
The office put their guns down
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Avgn:your the one who moddifed the super nentendou.
Jontron:yep,its a mod to turn your snes into a super famicon! You see-
Phelous:no.
Cirtic:wait...YOUR THE ONE WHO ALMOST KILLED ME FOR REVIEWING FOODFIGHT!
Jontron:thats not canon.
Linkara:what do you want with us?!
Jontron:welp,a poopoo monster tried to kill me...of course,i would've called it a shit monster but-
All:SHUT UP!
Jontron:okay,okay,geez! You dont have to go full monkey on me!
Ian:oh,you want to see full monkey huh?
Anthony:dude we are not throwing our own crap at him.
jacque:you dare to threaten us with monkey poop?
Anthony:i was trying to say no to that.
Ian:dude really?
Lori:we are not throwing our own s$#t at them!
Dinger:we have to cook them into the greatest meal since breakfast
Usagi and marzgurl faceplamed
jacque:thats racist.
Lori:what did ya say?
Jontron:dont mind jaque,he says alot of wacky shit. One sec.(turns on the stove,poirs some nuts on a pan,and cooks them)smell that? Its pure,its christmas spirit.
Linkara:WHAT?!
Ian:ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!
Jontron:I SEE FRIENDS SHAKING-
POP!
Jontron:jesus! SINGING HOW DO YOU D-
POP!
Jontron:FUCK!
then the nuts start to smell
Pete:oh shit.
Jontron:see that everyone? Thats how you-
Avgn:YOU FUCKING IDOIT! IT WILL CAUSE MUCH CHAOS IF YOU COOK UP AN ACTUAL NUT!
Jontron:why's that,you all smell like fish coming out of the water...hehehehe...you'll miss me when im gone...(gets tazed and faints)
Momoru was holding a tazer
Momoru:was i late?
Avgn:nope. Your early.
Markipler:so...now what?
Jontron:(wakes up)IIIIIIIII AINT HAVING THAT SHIT!
Markipler:what...the...fuck?
Jontron:sorry about that.(laughs like crazy)
jacque:please ignore him.
Markipler:GOD JUST SHUT UP! Who are you?!
Jontron:names john...johntron.
jacque:stop.
Jontron:look,a dump monster tried to kill me so what the hell is going on?
jacque:(uses his eyes to make a hologram which causes everyone to look at it)
Seyia:is that...a saint?
Jacque:a diamond saint,he was the one who unleashed the shit monster
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Jontron:looks like we're going to war
