"peace out people, and have a nice day," i say as i turn the recording off, thank god that videos finished, i want to play fifa.
i'm planning to upload 3 times today because i need money, i know i make 50k a month but i want MORE
"ALEX CAN I COME OUT NOW?" my boyfriend shouts from under my bed
"WHATEVER YOU BASTARD!" i shout, clearly annoyed.
james charles climbs out from under my bed, eating a piece of pizza, he smiles as soon as he sees me
"HI SISTER ALEX!" he shouts
"where did you get that piece of pizza from?!" i ask, concerned
"from under here, it's sister salty," he says, his mood changing from happy to disgusted
"THEN WHY ARE YOU STILL EATING IT?!!!!!!!" i SISTER SNAP
suddenly the great george MEMEULOUS bursts into my room
"ALEX!! YOU CANT SCREAM LIKE THAT, YOU WILL ANNOY THE NEIGHBOURS AND WE WILL GET KICKED OUT AGAIN!!!!"
"SISTER GEORGE!!" james shouts, standing up and hugging him
i know he loves george more than me, but come on, why would he flirt with him right in front of my face
i hear someone knock at our door
"oh great it's probably the FBI again!" meme says
"hahhahahaaahah you are so funny georgie worjie!!" james says
i ignore them and try not to be sad that no one actually loves me
the door knocks again
"i'll get it." i say.
i head to the door and open it, minecraft stev-
i mean the great willME is standing in the doorway, wearing his shite merch.
"WHERE IS GEORGE!!" he screams as he barges past me
"in my bedroom," i say calmly
he stomps into my bedroom and points at him angrily
"YOU!!! YOU STOLE MY CHILDISH HOODIE!!" he screams, going red
jesus, this is like a episode of the jermy kyle show
"WHAT, NO I DIDNT!!" meme shouts back
"YES YOU DID!! YOU'RE WEARING IT RIGHT NOW!!"
"OMGGGGG HIIII SISTER WILL!" big jimmy C shouts
"UNBLOCK ME ON INSTAGRAM!" will shouts back
suddenly everything goes quiet.
