"will. don't. turn. around." george says

"why?!" he asks as he turns around

behind him is a MASSIVE spider on the wall

"OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" james charles screams

"I'M SCARED ALEX MAKE IT GO AWAY!!"

"NOOOOOOO WAY!!" i scream

"WHAT DO WE DO?!!!" stev- WILL shouts, backing up towards the opposite wall

"NEVER FEAR, THE SPIDER CATCHER IS HERE!!" we hear a familiar voice say

james marriott kicks my door down and enters my room, a sword in his hand. he has minecraft makeup on

"James.. how did you get into our apartment?!" i ask

"i came through the catflap,"

"but we don't have a catfla-"

"WHERES THE DANGER?!" he interrupts me.

will points to the spider with tears in his eyes
"RIGHT THERE!!"

"PLEASE HELP US SISTER JAMES!!" big jimmy C cries as he pulls out his very HIGH QUALITY and EXPENSIVE morphe brushes and starts to apply orange eyeshadow to his eyelids

james (marriott) looks at the spider and jumps
"holy shit that's huge!!"

the spider has somehow gotten bigger

"FUCKIN STAB IT!!" memeulous screams as he throws one of my yeezys at the spider, the spider crawls away

"EWWWWW YOU GOT SPIDER JUICE ON MY EXPENSIVE SHOES!!" i shout, now very upset

willme falls to the floor, sobbing

james goes to stab it

"WAITTTT!!" i shout

"WHAT?!" he shouts

"YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN MY WALL!!" i shout

"I DONT CARE!! JUST DO IT!!" will shouts, tears streaming down his face

james then takes his sword and then swings at the spider, splitting it in half and leaving a dent on my wall

"MY WALL!!" i shout, now even more sad

i have no time to be sad though because the spider is starting to bleed

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