it's only been three days and it's already getting into you. yea, remember when you said you're going to pretend to date him? apparently, you're starting to fall for him and it's worrying. Both of you promise to act out as if both of you are dating so your parents won't think he's a guy or demon crashing in.
your acting was a bit "meh" according to the maids who were busy mopping the floor. Zal on the other hand, he's doing well, it's as if he's used to this kind of stuff and by what one of the maids told you, he did join drama club back when he was 10. lucky him, you can't even get into your favourite club till you graduate high school.
"what other clubs did he join?" you question one of the maid, she's currently doing the dishes during your QnA.
"When he was 7, he joined a sports club. At 8, he joined a photography club, which in the end he gave up after 5 weeks due to how blurry or broken the pictures he took." she giggled, remembering the time when Zal was young, complaining about how blurry his pictures are to his father when he knows he shouldn't shake the camera when he takes a picture. She smiles, continuing the story, "After those 5 weeks, he joined Cooking club and then Engineering club. Once he reaches 10, he joined three more clubs, astronomy, peer tutoring, and drama club." the maid smiles, putting down a plate, giggling at how shock you are. "he's quite of a busy child, no?" she giggles again, drying her hands.
You're pretty much jealous, so many clubs, so many fun stuff, gosh how you want to be in his place if you can. A maid handed you pancakes, adding in the syrup and fruits. You thank the maid as she prepares Zal's breakfast. In just a few minutes he comes down, this time with a green T-shirt with a tree printed on it. "Good morning!" he chirped, skipping along into the kitchen but before that, he pecks a small kiss on your cheek, making your heart skip a beat. A light red blush covers your entire face as he sits down for his breakfast.
"Oooo~ you're spoiling me with this much delicacies, I see~?" he hums, happily munching on his meal, squealing with every bite, you couldn't help but let out a small "aww". Why? You have no idea. I guess with such small-sized lord and I guess a rather adorable personality, it can't be helped. The maids agree since they have been doing this on purpose and also not on purpose for years now.
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"Alright I'm going to work now!" you exclaimed, about to head out. Zal looks upset that he hugs you, not letting you go out, you groan in annoyance as you feel something or someone yoinks you back and his eyes glow in a sad glow
"come on! I'm just going to work, I need the money!" you groan, attempting to shake him off, he tightens his grips, not wanting to even let you go for one minute.
"But I can give you some!" he wails, tightening the grip. He's slowly becoming a black koala wearing a green T-shirt the more you struggle to go out. His tail stab the floor and keep itself stuck there, adding in more trouble for you to fight. Whatever he feeds himself with, that tail sure is strong
"No! I want to get money through hard work!" you yell, pulling yourself out of the door, falling flat on your face in the process. Your neighbour, Ms.Timberjack or granny Timber as what the kids in the neighbourhood call her, greets you with a warm smile, watering the plants as you scramble yourself up.
"a-ah! Good day, Granny Timber!" you respond back, finally standing up while Zal is still hugging your leg, making you stand awkwardly. If you can pull a Michael Jackson, you would, right there, right now but neighbours.
"(y/n) pleaaseeeeee! At least let me go to work too! I wanna see what you do! It's for research too! pleeeaseeee!" he continues to wail, Granny Timber, hearing such ruckus, giggles, earning a confused look on you
"My, is it your cousin, little (cousin name)?" She asks, another sweet smile plastered on her face.
"um..." sweats start dripping on your face. maybe it's because your face has been under the sun for 5 minutes straight or maybe you're thinking about what to say.
"he's my uh.... he's my b-" you stop, looking at your now koala boyfriend, apparently he's still hugging your legs and now fell asleep, his tail still locking in place. A sigh escape, you can't believe you'll have to say this,
"He's my...little brother." never in your entire life, you cringed so hard that you see the maids cringe as well.
"oh? I didn't know you have a little brother, what is his name?" Granny Timber questioned, slowly walking towards you to see Zal. In a panic, you jump back in, almost tripping on his tail in the progress. Before that, you slam the door shut and open only a little bit for you to see Granny Timber, a shock cross her face as she blinks in confusion.
"um...Z-Zack! His name is Zack! He's uh... He's a bit shy and he's currently sleeping!" You bolt the words out, enough for the maids to watch you keep a steady footing. Zal's tail has been trying to twirl and latch itself on you and it's becoming too much of a bother to deal with.
An awkward silence fills the area around you and Granny Timber, she gazes on you, trying to see if you are indeed telling the truth.
You can only hope she's not a lie detector otherwise you'll be dead, Zal is still on your legs, tightening as his life depends on it and in truth, it is.
"Well, why wouldn't you let him join you at work today?" She continues to question, god forbid you to tell anything that would be considered demonic.
The maids who listens intently starts sweating as well, a few walks towards you, whispering what you should say,
"Tell her he'll start hell if he did!" One maid commented
"What?! No no! That's going to break the idea of him being a human named Zack!" Another hissed
"Oh what about that he'll cause a bit of trouble and you don't want to get fired?" Another one whispered as the others stare for a bit, thinking if it's a good idea and with a whip, they agree on it.
"He'll probably trash the place if I bring him along haha!" You answered what the maids had instructed you to and boy does it sounds convincing. Kinda. You know Granny Timber, she's not a type to stop when something suspicious is happening to her neighbours. Granny Timber watch as you keep your eye contact far from her.
"Hmmm....if you want to, I'll gladly take care of him while you are away, surely you wouldn't mind?"
"Uh-" another sweat drops. Wow, it sure is hot today huh? Lost of words, you turn to the maids, worried and desperate-to-go-to-work look is obvious in your face.
They mutter and chatter, thinking of a plan, judging by Zal's sleeping body, he's not planning to budge at all. So it's decided.
"Ah I change my mind, I don't want him to annoy you too much in such a lovely morning. He can start quite an act if I leave him alone." You're screaming internally, 'why...WHY!! WHY!!!' Is all you can think of, a maiden attempts to carry Zal and hide his horns and tail with a jacket. This was all too easy for them to do that when they let you carry him, he felt light. As light as carrying a box filled with 12 large-sized bottles of mineral water.
'Why is he so damn heavy?! And why can they carry him so easily?!"
In just a second, you're already working out a bit too much, this worried Granny Timber more.
"Oh my, (y/n), are you sure you won't need my help? You look rather...pale." Granny Timber walks closer, opening the door slowly in case she might accidentally hit Zal by accident. With such a chance, you immediately rush out into your car, huffing air out as you pry open the door with all your strength.
Granny Timber stares in shock and disbelief but still, she understands, you're a busy lady and she was always a bother to you sometimes. Though, she couldn't help but wonder why little Zack here has a tail swaying back and forth and a hush of voices coming from the door when you were thinking.
Oh, it must be, it very must be.
He's here...how convenient~
Shutting the door, you groan as you look at the time.
"Great...30 minutes late..."
With a huff of air, you start the engine, completely unaware that a cheeky little smile cross your sleeping boyfriend
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Oh, what's this? Granny Timber might be a problem? Hmmm maybe so maybe not?
Anywho, fine little chapter done for today. I'll be honest, it's quite fun to write once in a while
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oddly a Zalgo boyfriend scenario
Diversos"hey hey before you look please read me!" I'm aware there's an "oddly" there because its a well not really the usually love scenario now my Zalgo in this story is more of a sweet little dear who just wants to have fun with his, (y/n). Of course the...
