The Stork!

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A regular day at the dinner table

Angel: Mum can I have a baby brother?
Angel's mum: Honey, you know I am not able to produce kids any more
Me: but mummmm. *Gets an idea* Hmmm fine

*Angel Takes her phone out of her pocket and rings someone*

Angel's dad: Angel not at the table
Angel: Yea Dad one sec. * someone picks up the phone* hello? Is this the stork?
Sisters: * laughing their heads off*
Stork: .....ummm yes it is.
Angel: Oh good I was wondering if I could have a baby? I want a little brother. But my mum can't have any more kids.
Angel's mum: Honey!
Stork: Umm, miss I regret to inform that we have been out of business. Since 1966.
Angel: Ohh that was when my mum was born!
Stork: That's very nice miss.
Angel: Oh no need to call me miss you can call me in Lady, I like it better!
Stork: Okay Lady
Angel: Anyways about the baby brother, i'm willing to give you chips.
Stork: Lady, I'm not a regular bird.
Angel: Okay what about bread?
Stork: How much are we talking about?
Angel: How much you want?
Stork: Hmm. I-I mean no, no. Sorry but we do not deliver anymore.
Angel: Aww sad. Oh I got to go
Stork: Okay goodbye lady-
Angel: Okay call you later
Stork: Wait what later? No don't call!
Angel: Byeeeeee, talk later

Hangs up*

Sisters: *burst out laughing*
Angel's mum: Honey, how did you get the storks number?
Angel: *shrugs* Dad
Angel's mum looks at Angel's dad, raising her eyebrows.
Angel's dad: ummmm, let's just eat.

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