How god makes angel> part one

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God was doing the normal things aka making humans. The Pacific human that he's up to with in the current moment is a girl named Angel. He stood in front of the Circular flat portal that's facing up so he can put things in. He started to mumble to himself 'Angel...******' he picked up a pinch of white powder and toss it at the portal, it's started to form words, her name. He turned around and looking around the room, trying to find something "***** and ***** want twins.....I can do the other later....'. He stops to look at the weird shapes pottery in front of him, he slowing started to read the words that were written on them. 'There u are.... a girl...I have been making so many boys today....' he turned but to the portal and dropped a scene that looks to be pink in. Turning the colour to pink. 'Okay what first?....hmmm Kindness....' picked up an another weirdly shaped bottle that said kindness. He tipped a bit in 'hmm a little more...more oh I do believe that I put a bit too much in..But you can never go wrong with kindness right?'. He turned back to the Bottles and picked up a green coloured one 'Smarts.. intelligence... sure a bit more of that'. He put it back and started to look for something else 'hmm there you are', he then picked up a yellow coloured bottle ' loyalty...' he started to pour it in but he got a little distracted, an actual angel came in. So he slows down his pouring looking at the being with wings. 'God, Satan's is at it again, he's started a war again.' As the male angel talked the god's Pace at tipping in the loyalty got a bit too fast, and the colour turned yellow. 'Sir, sir, sir' the angel tried to stop god from going too far but back god was of talking about the devil ' are you kidding me? This is like the seventh time this century!' 'Sir!'. The angel finally got through to him as God looks down 'oh my, whoops umm okay I'm going to take care of that devil, you umm finish this human', The angel looked a bit shocked 'me sir, are you sure.  God nodded as his physical form disappeared, the Angel looked around and walked up to the portal. There was a blinding black light and there where the male Angel from before stood was Satan himself, he looked through all of the bottles laughing 'Happiness haha, cute...'. He turned to the portal and waved his hands as the name Angel popped up. 'Angel hmmm okay....' looking around at all the goody-two-shoes bottles of kindness and happiness and all that jazz. He shook his head as he put his hand inside him pocket pulling something out. ' Joker...oh you're going to be great... you going to do things and people are going to have no idea what you mean hahaha.' He reached the side of his pocket and pulled out another bottle 'haha haha I forgot I bought this attitude yes, it's gonna be so fun watching your, your going to be a goody-two-shoes that's happy with everything but you have one hell of an attitude but people going to have no idea what you're doing 24\7." Before he could pull everything else out of his pocket God reappeared, scaring Satan and he fell back accidentally tipping something in. And they both said at the same time ' sense of humour..... great the whole thing went in....'. Satan turns to leave but said ' this girl was gonna be fun to watch but now it's probably gonna be dead Memes 24/7 ughhh.' He disappeared in a puff of black smoke. God walked up to the portal and said ' Great how am I gonna fix this....'

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