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SFW ALPHABET | Mimic

a/n: while doing this alphabet for this angry bird man, i had this sudden realization that i really didn't know much about him (other than he has obvious anger issues—)

so with that said, i had to try to develop some sort of tsundere character for him—

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

No. Mimic hates the lovey-dovey stuff, so don't expect him to hold your hand and kiss you and tell you how attractive you are. He'll just bluntly tell you that he "likes you a lot" and that's why he puts up with your "bullsh*t."

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

If you're also an expendable, expect to be tattled on if you end up screwing up on a mission. Mimic might find you to be somewhat of a friend, but he won't tolerate you potentially messing up the Yakuza's plans. He will definitely scold you as well — usually for the smallest of things.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Uh... yes, Mimic likes to cuddle, but he tries to deny it. If you pick him up in his plushie form, he'll screech and try to claw his way out of your grasp, but it'll be obvious that he isn't trying his hardest— (because he actually likes feeling your arms wrapped around him—)

If he's in his human form, he'll begrudgingly let you sit in his lap. He'll complain a lot, but again, he actually likes holding you against him.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

Mimic doesn't like the sappy stuff, so no, he wouldn't be willing to settle down. He thinks his job as Shie Hassaikai manager is more important than settling down with you.

Cooking and cleaning are some of the things that Mimic is a fan of. Because his boss Overhaul likes cleaning, he likes cleaning as well. Mimic actually secretly likes baking as well, but he always tries to deny it (though he makes the best cookies—)

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

He would tell you that he's tired of you straight to your face, and then just walk away from you. He won't feel bad if you end up crying as a result of this.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

No. Commitment isn't something Mimic is looking for. He finds marriage to be a hinderance to his career as a Yakuza.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

He's horrible at listening to your problems. He usually just judges you or tells you to 'stop your whining.'

Physically, he's not gentle at all. If he hugs you (which is a rare occurrence and will probably not happen willingly with him—) Mimic can and will be rough on purpose. He'll squeeze you so hard that your body will probably go numb—

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

Mimic hates hugs. If you hug him in his plush form, he will definitely try to hit you on the head with his stubby little arms.

In his human form if you try, he'll get angry at you, and attempt to swat you away (of course, without an aim to hurt you)

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)