Sunshine | gaara crack fic

Three

Holy shit I haven't updated in ages

I don't really have much motivation for this book but I tried

its all just brain vomit tbh

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This is probably the second most idiotic thing you've ever done.

Ellie snorted in amusement and turned to Gaara. "What's the first?"

When this idiot jumped of the Kazekage tower into a pit full of cacti, insisting that they would catch him.

Gaara reddened. "I was stupid." He argued defensively, although that was a shit response and he knew it.

Was? Don't you mean: still am?

Ellie grinned and strode forward, leading Gaara through the crowd. That didn't do much, seeing as the crowd parted for him, but he appreciated it nonetheless.

"How do you think he'll take it?" Ellie asked, falling into place next to Gaara.

Gaara scoffed. "He can take it with a side of weed and pot brownie. I just want to give my siblings a heads up."

Ellie stifled a laugh and followed Gaara into his home. Temari and Kankuro were sitting on the couch arguing, as they usually were.

"Do you losers have anything else to do besides sit on the couch?"

Kankuro glared at Ellie and opened his mouth to retort, when Temari directed a smile to Gaara. "What's up?"

"The sky." He sat down next to them. "I'm leaving." Gaara reaches forward and plucked a potato chip from the bowl.

Temari didn't seem all too bothered. It wasn't unusual for him to leave for a few days, and lately, Ellie has taken to joining him.

I don't think they understand, crackhead.

'What's crack? It sounds radical.'

Of course you would say that. You know weed and pot brownie, but not crack?

Gaara chose to ignore the tanuki demon.

"I'm leaving for good. Like, out of the village."

Temari dropped her glass, but Gaara's sand was there to quickly grab it before it shattered against the floor.

Ignoring the odd feeling of deja vu, Temari spluttered protests. "Ah-what? Where will you go? That's not safe! F-father—"

"Father doesn't give a shit."

"Maybe not about his son, but about the specialized weapon that only Sunagakure is supposed to have. You. The jinchuriki." Kankuro pointed out, a chip in his hand, chewing loudly.

Temari shot him a scathing look that meant, 'Not helping, dumbass'

Gaara, once again, ignored them, and instead opted to answer one of Temari's questions. "Konoha."

"They are soft, so they'll probably let you stay if you give them a sob story. But I hear they don't treat their jinchuriki nicely either. No fear or respect, just beats him up." Kankuro scrunched his nose up at the thought.

"Don't encourage him!" Temari focused back on her little brother. "Konoha?! That's really far! Won't you get lonely? It's not safe!"

Ellie piped up from her spot against the wall, pelting Kankuro with potato chips. "I'm going with him."

"Gee, I feel so much safer with my little brother in your hands." Kankuro drawled.

Ellie didn't notice his dripping sarcasm, or was just really talented at ignoring Kankuro. Most definitely the latter. "Thanks." She flipped her hair, and if any other person with her hair length tried it would look awkward, but somehow she made it look good.