Gods Sing with Christmas

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Happy Winter Holidays!

"On the 1st day of Christmas
My true love gave too me,
A patrige in a pear tree
Bum bump"
Peter was walking through yhe tower halls,singing 'the tweleve days of christmas' when Loki and Thor, stopped him.

"What is this Midgardian song?" Thor boomed.

"It's a Christmas Song, Thor. The one I'm singing is called the twelve days of Christmas." Peter smiled. He then taught Thor and Loki all kinds of Christmas Songs and Paraodys.

So Then You could hear Thor and Loki singing Christmas Parodys for the next week.

On the twelth day of Christmas my fellow avengers gave to me,
Tweleve cute Peter moments,
Eleven Awesome Pranks,
Ten Facts about how life is meaningless,
Nine Mighty Avengers,
Eight Scolds from Cap,
Seven PhDs,
Six Exploding Arrows,
Fivvvvve Fourth Wallllll Breaks,
Four Geniuses ,
Three Bug Themed Heros,
Two Assassins,
and One Sorcerer Supreme!

Loki loved

Jingle Bells
Odin Smells
I was the rightful king
I had these feels
And everyone knelled
Until Thor ruined everything

And

Jingle bells
Kill Ourselves
Hit me with a Sleigh
I'm so done
This Isn't fun
Help me please
Oh no

Yeah it was Holly Jolly Christmas at the tower.

Hope u guys liked this! I wanted to potray that Loki is from Asgard too and thus dosen't understand all Midgardian Traditions.

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