Somewhere in a galaxy far far away, Boba Fett is flying around in his ship, the Slave I, around finding his current bounty: Deadpool. Until he gets a call from Samus.
Boba: "This is Boba Fett what do you want?"
Samus: "Hey Boba, I've found an old video file from the early days of Earth, it dates bacon 2010, that's very old, wanna watch it?"
Boba: "Alright, I'll postpone my bounty hunt for a hangout, meet me at Tatooine at my house."
Samus: "Alright."
Later on Tatooine, Samus and Boba found a hotel on Tatooine and setup for the movie night.
Samus: "Alright everything is set for movie night and we're ready to go, got the popcorn?"
Boba: "Yep, is the movie in?"
Samus: "You know it."
Boba: "Where did you get this?"
Samus: "I got it from my old job as a Federation Soldier."
Boba: "Okay then, lets get to watching."
Samus: "Alrighty then."
Samus then grab the remote and the video starts playing the video.
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Wiz: The bounty hunter. Galactic pirates of living beings.
Boomstick: They blow shit up for cash.
Samus: "That's not the only thing we do."
Boba: "There's assassinations, getting important artifacts, and getting rewards from your kills."
Samus: "What do you mean by rewards?"
Boba then pull out a lightsaber and turn it on.
Boba: "I got this from a Jedi."
Samus: "Oh, neat, I have something like that, my paralyzer pistol can be a whip."
Boba: "Nice."
Wiz: A prime example is Boba Fett, the most feared bounty hunter in the galaxy.
Boba: "I'm the best at what I do, and I get the best bounty and the best money."
Boomstick: But don't forget Samus Aran. She's so badass, whole planets explode when she's done with them. BOOM!
Boba then turn to Samus in shock.
Samus: "Okay okay, I was doing a mission and I did that by accident."
Boba: "You know what, I'm betting man, lets settle a bet, if I win: I get your next bounty."
Samus: "Okay and if I win: you have to take me the to the mall, buy me some clothing, and go out on a date with me."
Boba: "Deal."
Wiz: I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And I'm Boomstick.
Wiz: And it's our job to analyze the weapons, armor, and skills of these two beastly killers and answer the most important question of all: Which of these two warriors would win... a Death Battle.
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Boba Fett
Wiz: Boba Fett is well known for his cunning, ruthlessness, and brute force. But his killer instinct relies on his diverse arsenal of death.
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FanficThe year was 2010, everyone has a question of who will win in a fight. One day that question will be answered by two people: a shotgun loving, fatherless, Redneck named Boomstick and a cybernetic, grey haired, smartest nerd in the world Wiz. For nea...