how the signs got expelled from school

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Aries: breaking someone's nose

Taurus: ordering loads of pizzas then paying it usisng the Principal's card

Gemini: caught for changing their grades in computer room

Cancer: called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo: caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: hacking school's wifi and turning down it's firewalls

Libra: snuck vodka in water bottle then threw up

Scorpio: stalking cute teacher outside school

Sagittarius: brought their cat in school and it scratched someone

Capricorn: get nervous and hit the walls and it got a hole

Aquarius: threatened someone with scissors

Pisces: rang the fire alarm so that they couldn't take the test they didn't even study

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